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JOKERS
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A bear and a rabbit are squatting down in the woods next to each other leaving a poo...  (yeah i know i said "poo"... trying to keep it G-rated)
The bear looks down at the rabbit and says, "You ever have any trouble with your poo sticking to yer fur?" 
Rabbit looks up and replies, "no... why?" 
Without a word the bear reaches down, grabs the rabbit and wipes his butt. 
Hope your day was better than the bunny's!!! 
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Weird questions
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Where do they put the toe tag on a dead body of the person has no toes? If girls with big breasts work at Hooters, do girls with oneg work at IHOP?
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Honestly, why do you think
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you're still single? I think part of it might be because I'm not putting myself out there as much as I should. I've gotten into the very comfortable habit of staying home most nights and working on crafts rather than going out into "target-rich environments". (as Dr. Phil would say, lol.) The other part, well I've gotten more picky over the years. I'm not gonna shack up with just anyone to avoid being alone. Hell, I'd rather be alone than with the wrong person. 
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Weird questions
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Got this in an e-mail today. Thought it was funny. Enjoy!
"If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea....does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ? What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive? As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells 'THEIRS'?"
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What's for lunch?
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Just had 3 oranges, 2 string cheese, and 1/2 pot of coffee.
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How should i treat my man?
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Ok well i'm kinda a jealous girl lol Also i've been hurt in my past so find it hard to trust people although my man is so amazing and perfect to me i still don't beleive he aint gonna hurt me, i'm always ringing him and asking where he is i know this is making him want to be more distant so what should i do? Anyone with advice or how i should treat him (without making him think he boss) tell me lol XxX If you don't give him some room to breathe, he is going to run far, far away. Trust him until you have a reason not to. If he is so perfect for you, don't you want to hold onto that? Great advice. 
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In all actuality
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Peach schnapps & orange juice. Love them. I'm a big fan of the fruity drinks. Sex on the Beach is another favorite.
A friend ordered one of those. I think. (It was green.) I remember taking a sip of it and it was pretty good. I'd order it.
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In all actuality
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Peach schnapps & orange juice. Love them. I'm a big fan of the fruity drinks. Sex on the Beach is another favorite.
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Edited by
SweetnFunny
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Mon 02/16/09 09:40 AM
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Yeah its a good one. I highly recommend it. You can get it used on amazon cheap. Its used in a lot of Woman's studies curriculum in college so you can always find it inexpensive. Here it is. http://www.amazon.com/Great-Cosmic-Mother-Rediscovering-Religion/dp/0062507915 I wish I had taken more Women's Studies classes in college. I remember taking Women and the Law. The professor hated me because I was "too white, middle class." She actually said that to me in front of the class. 
 sometimes teachers / professors should have picked a different field.
Yeah. And, I couldn't get higher than a C on anything I did in that class. Although I still ended up with a B. I guess there wasn't much she could do about my test scores in her class. But, when you turn in papers they can pretty much give you any grade they want regardless of the work you did. I think it all started when we were talking about women's reproductive rights. I said, "If I coulnd't afford to have children, I wouldn't have any." That's when she said, "That is a typical, white, middle-class attitude". I was stunned. Of course, she was right. I was white, middle-class. But, it was the first time I ever felt ashamed to be that. Doesn't sound like she was a very good professor. Sorry that happened to you! |
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In all actuality
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Peach schnapps & orange juice.
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in a person; what can't you stand? I agree with what others have already posted. Lying, cheating, manipulative, wishy-washy...those are definitely on my list. Don't know if this falls in the manipulative category, but I'd add Highly Defensive People to the list. Easily offended, constantly on guard. They often will lash out at you over an imagined slight. |
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Ok .......fess up
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who do you want to be with?......Does not have to be on Mingle Right now I'm kinda crushin' on a guy my brother-in-law works with. One of the nicest guys I've ever met. I can't believe he's still single, he's that sweet! |
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George Clooney 
Oh he's another one that can eat crackers in my bed anytime. 
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 Aww..thanks you guys!!
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Oded Fehr. Yummy!
http://www.odedfehr.de/ |
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How often have you said...
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...please let this be the one. Every time I buy a powerball ticket.
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Here is a good example of what I was talking about. I was raised old skool'. My grandfather was the only real male role model in my life. He was a marine veteran from WWII, a police officer for 20 years, and a security guard for another 10. I guess thats where I get a lot of my personality from. I am stern, and can sometimes be rather rowdy, but I am a gentleman at heart. I will open doors for people on instinct for men and women alike. I have never received grief from a guy for doing this, but on occasion a woman will act like I just tried hitting on her and respond with various levels of rudeness. I to this day don't understand that kind of attitude or what could possibly develop it. Wow, that's sad that some women respond that way.  When a stranger holds the door open for me, I smile and say "thank you". It's such a nice gesture. How can anyone NOT thank someone for being courteous?
Lol, I've also held the door open for someone else on occasion. The most common thing I've seen is that they parade on past without a smile or thank you. Sometimes I want to say, "Well you're WELCOME Your Highness."
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Cool tips! I'm gonna pass them on to her. Thanks.
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Are you comfortable
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I better be, cause ain't nobody else gonna let me borrow theirs! 
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.  
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Valentine's Day
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This will be the second Valentine's day in a row that I don't have a valentine. It's kinda depressing. Here's to all the single people out there, Happy Valentine's day.    
Happy Valentine's Day to you, too. Try not to think about not having a valentine. Just go out and have fun. Treat yourself. Buy that video game, or order that steak, or get that massage....and the happy ending.
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