Got this in an e-mail today. Thought it was funny. Enjoy!

"If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea....does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?

As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells
'THEIRS'?"

Where do they put the toe tag on a dead body of the person has no toes?

If girls with big breasts work at Hooters, do girls with oneg work at IHOP?

Toe tag goes on the right hand or wrist at my facility.
I worked at IHOP for a while yrs ago, no one legged ladies there.

I had to pull out my lic. to see, hair color not listed on mine, but thats here in Michigan.

You've seen my tax return?

Why do they call it a boxing ring


When it's a square

I think the IRS should start providing astroglide free of charge. Then maybe it won't hurt so much when I pay my taxes this yr.

If drinking and driving is illegal, then why do bars even HAVE parking lots?

Again... drinking and driving a no no? then why do they have drive through beer stores up north that will sell you a single beer AND open it for you?

If a female deer made it's way into a field of dill... would it walk away a dill-doe? (ty gyp)

If every animal was built for a specific purpose... then does that mean the purpose of a platypuss is multitasking?