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Sat 02/07/09 12:27 PM
Edited by SweetnFunny on Sat 02/07/09 12:28 PM
Miles wrote:
All those places you see G-d that has been translated from the word Elohim. Elohim can mean several things. A judge as in athority. An Ambassador. Yahshua refered to himself as Elohim and they wanted to kill him and he said do you not know we are all Elohim. Speaking that the people judged each other.

Yahshua was the word. He could be seen. He was Yahweh's Ambassador coming in his name. He was in the burning Bush. He fought with Jacob. He gave the commandments as he was told the same as the NT.

None of those are contradictions. The English language translation is what is at fault not the word of Yahweh and any serious student knows these things... Blessings...Miles



I get what you're saying, but translation errors are only a part of the problem. Check out this site. http://www.bidstrup.com/bible.htm
The author, Scott Bidstrup, gives a really good historical perspective.

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Sat 02/07/09 12:09 PM
If it's my book, I'll usually fold the page corner down. (yeah, I know...it's bad to dog-ear a book. Just a bad habit of mine. :smile: )
If it's a book borrowed from a friend or the library, I'll use a bookmark.


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Sat 02/07/09 11:30 AM



Wow, I have never or even considered changing my child on a kitchen table. That's just wrong! ill

I have changed it on a bed, couch, in the crib, or on the changing table. And those changing pads do work great!


I think I'll pick some up to have on hand for when she visits. :smile:


Usually the changeing pads that are sold in the baby department are really too small to be very useful. The Harriet Carter or Lillian Vernon catologs sell bed pads that are a bit larger and laundry really great.

If you want to make a temporary changeing station for your guests you might do what I did when I had a number of moms and diapered kids in for exceptional parent conferences. Buy a flannel backed water proof table cloth and a box or gallon ziplocks and put it on the bed. Usually the seasonal ones are really cheap after the holidays.

Sometimes you can find waterproof fabric in home decor stores. This is my favorite because you can decorate them with Iron on transfers colored in with Sharpie indelible washable markers. Or make it cribsize and put a growth charth on it. Maybe the Baby's name, weight, DOB ect. Very personal. I traced my childrens hands on their's until I took them out of their youth beds. They are great later to throw across the car seat for little sandy beach bums.


Great idea! Thanks. flowerforyou

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Sat 02/07/09 11:18 AM



ddrgkd, that was a tongue-in-cheek post I made. Have YOU read the bible? There is no book titled Hezekiah in the bible. Hezekiah was a king mentioned (I think) in Kings, Chronicles & Isaiah.

Good for you that you have a strong faith and are happy with where you're at, but Christianity is NOT for everyone. No matter how many times you ask someone to read the bible, or ask them if they're saved, you're not going to change their mind. There are those of us here who have read the bible front to back and we're still not going to agree with you. If you want to argue using scripture verses, I'll be happy to list verses that directly contradict each other.
I was raised in a christian household. I was taught that Jesus was the only way into Heaven. Whenever I had a question about something contradictory in the bible, the question went unanswered. The only time I truly felt Saved was when I took the christian blindfold off and left the church altogether.


ddrgkd is a perfect example of how brainwashing works.

Notice that all he ever posts are the brainwashing verses of the Bible that are repeated by the biblical authors ad nausea.

It's clear that the culture that wrote the Bible was desperate to brainwash people into believing that they need to be 'saved' and that only their religion can provide that service.

He can't debate the book in general because he has no clue what the stories are actually about.

I believe that you are right to ask him if he ever actually read the Bible himself because based on his posts it's pretty obvious that he hasn't. He just roots through the book quoting the demagogurey and never gives any reasons or explanations as to why any of it makes any sense.

The idea that Jesus was the son of the God of Abraham is ludicous and that becomes crystal clear from actually reading the Bible!

It is a fact that the vast majority of Christians have no clue what the Bible actually says.

In fact, historically speaking, the men who have studied the Bible the most have rejected the religion altogether.

Of course there are those who made religion their careers, but even if we look at the professional clergy we see that they all disagree on what the Mediterranean myth is all about.

Some of them are Jews, some are Muslims, some are Catholics, and the most obnoxious of all have protested to become protestants of a myriad of sects that all disagree with each other.

It's strikingly obvious that men who actually read the Bible either denounce it altogether or become fiercly divided about what it actually says.

We need to keep in mind also that the the Bible, the Torah, and the Koran are all the same myth twisted in different ways.

Obviously if the New Testament is correct then God turned his back on two cultures that wanted to worship him - the Jews and the Muslins.

It would be ludicious to claim that the Jews and Muslims turned against God because they both believe that they are worshiping him!

This alone should be proof positive that all four of these major religions, Judaism, Catholicism, Islam, and Protestantism are all obviously wrong.

It makes no sense to believe in a God that purposefully divides people via confusion.

These religions are clearly ungodly, not a one of them can be true because utimately they are all the same train-wrecked religion.

Just look at Christianity!

It started out with as supposedly unchanging God that was concerned solely with good works and good morals. But now it has become all about a God who has changed his mind about how he wants people to behave, and he has also changed his mind about the criteria to earn his love.

Clearly that religion is bogus. It simply can't be true. There's no question about it. A person doesn't even need to go outside of the myth to recognize that it's a farce.

If there were any truth to the religion at all, it would need to lie in Judaism or Islam, clearly Catholicism and Protestantism are out of the picture because they veered too far from the original premises of the religion.

So if there is any merit in the religion at all it necessarily must be in the pre-Jesus versions of it.

Jesus would not be a 'savior' at all, but a divider. And for God not to recognize this would imply that God is utterly stupid. Clearly we can't have God being stupid, so the religion necessarily must be rejected based on the fact that it's absurd.

That the only conclusion that can be had if you truly read the Bible.

Jesus cannot possibly have been the son of the God of Abraham. The Old Testament simply doesn't leave that option open.

Read the Bible and you'll see that this has to be the case. Jesus didn't even agree with the God of Abraham and he actually blasphemed against the God of Abraham by denouncing the ways of the Old Testament. The Jews would have been honoring the God of Abraham by murdering Jesus.

There's no way that Jesus could have been the son of the God of Abraham.

It just isn't feasible. The Old Testament doesn't permit it.


Thank you, Christianity is for everyone. I know I’m repeating myself but are you saved. That could be why you do not fully understand. The first thing I want is for people to ask Jesus Christ for salvation if they are not saved. You’ve read the bible you know why I’m asking for everyone to accept Christ. Second I want people to go to a Christian church so they can grow.

MATTHEW 10:32 Whosoever therefore shall confess me before men, him will I confess also before my Father which is in heaven.

MARK 3:35 For whosoever shall do the will of God, the same is my brother, and my sister, and mother.

LUKE 8:10 And he said, Unto you it is given to know the mysteries of the kingdom of God: but to others in parables; that seeing they might not see, and hearing they might not understand.

JOHN 5:24 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life.

Please don’t deny Christ.


Please don't deny Christ? Are you kidding me? Please don't deny what's right in front of your eyes. The bible cannot be the word of God. There are as many errors in it as there are words. Here are a couple examples:
(Using the NIV version)
What did Judas actually do?

Matthew 27:5 “So Judas threw the money into the temple and left. Then he went away and hanged himself.”
VS
Acts 1:18 “With the reward he got for his wickedness, Judas bought a field; there he fell headlong, his body burst open and all his intestines spilled out.”


Has anyone really seen God?

John 1:18 “No one has ever seen God, but God the only Son, who is at the Father’s side, has made him known.

Exodus 33:20 “But, he said, you cannot see my face, for noone may see me and live.”

1 John 4:12 “No one has ever seen God, but if we love each other, God lives in us and his love is made complete in us.”

VS

Genesis 32:30 “So Jacob called the place Peniel saying, It is because I saw God face to face, and yet my life was spared.”

Exodus 33:11 “The Lord would speak to Moses face to face, as a man speaks with his friend.

Isaiah 6:1 “In the year that King Uzziah died, I saw the Lord seated on a throne, high and exalted, and the train of his robe filled the temple.”

Job 42:5 “My ears have heard of you, but now my eyes have seen you.”

If the bible really is the word of God, then why can't God keep his facts straight? Maybe it's....I don't know... because the bible was written by men?

Some more food for thought.
http://www.bidstrup.com/bible.htm

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Sat 02/07/09 10:15 AM


ddrgkd, that was a tongue-in-cheek post I made. Have YOU read the bible? There is no book titled Hezekiah in the bible. Hezekiah was a king mentioned (I think) in Kings, Chronicles & Isaiah.

Good for you that you have a strong faith and are happy with where you're at, but Christianity is NOT for everyone. No matter how many times you ask someone to read the bible, or ask them if they're saved, you're not going to change their mind. There are those of us here who have read the bible front to back and we're still not going to agree with you. If you want to argue using scripture verses, I'll be happy to list verses that directly contradict each other.
I was raised in a christian household. I was taught that Jesus was the only way into Heaven. Whenever I had a question about something contradictory in the bible, the question went unanswered. The only time I truly felt Saved was when I took the christian blindfold off and left the church altogether.


ddrgkd is a perfect example of how brainwashing works.

Notice that all he ever posts are the brainwashing verses of the Bible that are repeated by the biblical authors ad nausea.

It's clear that the culture that wrote the Bible was desperate to brainwash people into believing that they need to be 'saved' and that only their religion can provide that service.

He can't debate the book in general because he has no clue what the stories are actually about.

I believe that you are right to ask him if he ever actually read the Bible himself because based on his posts it's pretty obvious that he hasn't. He just roots through the book quoting the demagogurey and never gives any reasons or explanations as to why any of it makes any sense.

The idea that Jesus was the son of the God of Abraham is ludicous and that becomes crystal clear from actually reading the Bible!

It is a fact that the vast majority of Christians have no clue what the Bible actually says.

In fact, historically speaking, the men who have studied the Bible the most have rejected the religion altogether.

Of course there are those who made religion their careers, but even if we look at the professional clergy we see that they all disagree on what the Mediterranean myth is all about.

Some of them are Jews, some are Muslims, some are Catholics, and the most obnoxious of all have protested to become protestants of a myriad of sects that all disagree with each other.

It's strikingly obvious that men who actually read the Bible either denounce it altogether or become fiercly divided about what it actually says.

We need to keep in mind also that the the Bible, the Torah, and the Koran are all the same myth twisted in different ways.

Obviously if the New Testament is correct then God turned his back on two cultures that wanted to worship him - the Jews and the Muslins.

It would be ludicious to claim that the Jews and Muslims turned against God because they both believe that they are worshiping him!

This alone should be proof positive that all four of these major religions, Judaism, Catholicism, Islam, and Protestantism are all obviously wrong.

It makes no sense to believe in a God that purposefully divides people via confusion.

These religions are clearly ungodly, not a one of them can be true because utimately they are all the same train-wrecked religion.

Just look at Christianity!

It started out with as supposedly unchanging God that was concerned solely with good works and good morals. But now it has become all about a God who has changed his mind about how he wants people to behave, and he has also changed his mind about the criteria to earn his love.

Clearly that religion is bogus. It simply can't be true. There's no question about it. A person doesn't even need to go outside of the myth to recognize that it's a farce.

If there were any truth to the religion at all, it would need to lie in Judaism or Islam, clearly Catholicism and Protestantism are out of the picture because they veered too far from the original premises of the religion.

So if there is any merit in the religion at all it necessarily must be in the pre-Jesus versions of it.

Jesus would not be a 'savior' at all, but a divider. And for God not to recognize this would imply that God is utterly stupid. Clearly we can't have God being stupid, so the religion necessarily must be rejected based on the fact that it's absurd.

That the only conclusion that can be had if you truly read the Bible.

Jesus cannot possibly have been the son of the God of Abraham. The Old Testament simply doesn't leave that option open.

Read the Bible and you'll see that this has to be the case. Jesus didn't even agree with the God of Abraham and he actually blasphemed against the God of Abraham by denouncing the ways of the Old Testament. The Jews would have been honoring the God of Abraham by murdering Jesus.

There's no way that Jesus could have been the son of the God of Abraham.

It just isn't feasible. The Old Testament doesn't permit it.


Well said. drinker

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Fri 02/06/09 09:21 PM

Wow, I have never or even considered changing my child on a kitchen table. That's just wrong! ill

I have changed it on a bed, couch, in the crib, or on the changing table. And those changing pads do work great!


I think I'll pick some up to have on hand for when she visits. :smile:

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Fri 02/06/09 09:10 PM


One of the lost books of the bible...found!

2nd Hezekiah Chapter 4 verses 4-7
(4)“...and thou shalt not taketh my words literally, but shall knoweth that I speak of enlightenment from a gnostic sense. Verily, it pains me to see my children rammeth their version of the truth down my other children’s throats. (5) I do hopeth, even now, that the scribes who are coping down my words (as spoken through the mad, lice-ridden prophet that I’ve chosen for this week’s mouthpiece) will removeth only the swear words and not change my message too much. Thou knowest, as do all who have played telephone, that the original message often get’s lost in translation. (6) Thou must wonder why I have chosen men to write down my message. I am thy Creator, yes, and I am all-powerful. However......I seem to have misplaced my pen. (7) So......while I am searching for it all I ask you, my children, is to not argue over the different translations of my words, persecute or try to “save” others, or do something as stupid as go to war in my name. Also, I’m not God the Father. I’m God the Mother. Hopefully I can find my pen soon before these scribes mess everything up and try to make this a patriarchal, narrow-minded religion. Love, Mother.
P.S. Stop searching for Jesus. I already found him. He was behind the couch the whole time.”



bigsmile



Some times jesus spoke in parables.

Are you Saved.

HEBREWS 2:3 How shall we escape, if we neglect so great salvation; which at the first began to be spoken by the Lord, and was confirmed unto us by them that heard him ;




ddrgkd, that was a tongue-in-cheek post I made. Have YOU read the bible? There is no book titled Hezekiah in the bible. Hezekiah was a king mentioned (I think) in Kings, Chronicles & Isaiah.

Good for you that you have a strong faith and are happy with where you're at, but Christianity is NOT for everyone. No matter how many times you ask someone to read the bible, or ask them if they're saved, you're not going to change their mind. There are those of us here who have read the bible front to back and we're still not going to agree with you. If you want to argue using scripture verses, I'll be happy to list verses that directly contradict each other.
I was raised in a christian household. I was taught that Jesus was the only way into Heaven. Whenever I had a question about something contradictory in the bible, the question went unanswered. The only time I truly felt Saved was when I took the christian blindfold off and left the church altogether.


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Fri 02/06/09 07:03 PM
I'm awful when it comes to my car. Usually, the only times I give the inside a good cleaning (wash the insides of the windows, dashboard, vacuum the floor, etc.)is the day before I go visit the folks. The rest of the time, I just pick the garbage off the floor and call it good. embarassed

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Fri 02/06/09 02:44 AM
Those are beautiful, and what a great idea! flowerforyou

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Fri 02/06/09 02:41 AM

I am dissappointed when I hear things like this.

I have noticed that many young parents have completely skipped the concept of carrying a diaper bag to meet their babies needs while dragging around extreamly young infants whereever.

As a mother I think you have every right to ask your friend to change her infant in your bathroom and dispose of the diaper in a sealed container.
In reality you will be doing her a favor because a parent who diapers in the bathroom has a much easier time potty training a child.

The likelyhood that she will be offended and consider you uptight is highly likely. Might actually end the friendship which you might want to consider if this is a close neighbor or and a dear friend who sees your home like her own.

New parents seem to think that it is such a privilege to see their offspring that you should endure turning your entire home into a toilet like many who pull the same stunt in a resturant booths or other equally obnoxious locations until their friends shun them often enough they figure it out.

Some never catch on and use the same bad parenting techniques as their child goes from toddler to teen demolishing your home everytime they come through the door. If you are not up for eating the expense of a stained bedspread, sofa, or carpet, and endureing the smell through out your home includeing where you eat, then by all means speak up.

Unless you are this woman's Mother or the Godmother to this child I don't think she will honor your advice and you have a tough choice to make about continueing the friendship. Whatever you say she is likely to take as you saying she is a bad mother. You might just want to avoid the whole situation and stop having her as a guest.




Great food for for thought, thank you. :smile:

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Fri 02/06/09 02:26 AM


Hmmm. The easiest solution would be to offer to change the baby's diaper yourself and then you can do it where ever you want to.

Here is a thought~
Ever used the restroom and not washed your hands? Has company ever used your restroom and not washed their hands?

Where a baby gets changed is not as unsanitary as you think. The baby doesn't even touch the floor or surface in question. There are wipes involved too.

But it is not at all rude to dictate what goes on in your house. You live there... it is your kingdom!


I do not believe it is anyones responsibility as a hostess to change my infants diaper.

Not unsanitary? You are kidding right? Fecal matter wheather it is adult or infant is NOT sanitary and if anyone thinks they can change their infant and still have clean hands is either doing a lousy job of changeing the infant or is deludeing themselves. You should ALWAYS wash your hands throughly after changing your baby for the baby's sake and everyone else.


Well said. Thank you PacificStar48. flowerforyou

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Thu 02/05/09 10:13 AM


I have been SHOCKEDnoway by how ppl give advice on here without even knowing the person or for that matter really trying to UNDERSTAND sometimes we are talkin about the past what a F***ed way to welcome someone on this page. I think 9 out of 10 times I think that most folks ARE NOT being honest and yet folks think its ok to down other ppl. wht tha f*** its like someone got a hair up their a**!! Jugdemental motha******s!!!!!!!!!!!!!mad mad mad oops


I think I know what you're talking about. That's when you read what is posted, keep what helps you and throw the rest away.

It's all about finding different perspectives and some aren't worth paying attention to at all.flowerforyou


Well said.

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Thu 02/05/09 10:01 AM

I would hope she's at least considerate enough to put the dirty diaper in a little shoppin bag and tie it up before she puts it in ur trash can. I always kept them in the diaper bag just for that use.


No, she doesn't do that. Great idea though! I think I'll have some handy for her next time she visits. Maybe just me handing her a bag (the first couple of times)right after she changes the baby will start a pattern.

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Wed 02/04/09 11:41 PM

would choose to be a different sex to what you are if you could?


No, I like my masculinity!


No, I'd stick with being a woman. We get to wear the pretty stuff! laugh

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Wed 02/04/09 11:34 PM

...or Song of the South, with Uncle Remus:tongue:


laugh

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Wed 02/04/09 11:31 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

That's funny!

I guess I'd be weirded out if it was something like Benji.

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Wed 02/04/09 11:23 PM
pap smears with those COLD instruments. (do they store them in a fridge?)

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Wed 02/04/09 11:13 PM
Thanks ReddBeans. flowerforyou I appreciate the feedback from both you and Winx.
Yeah I've had that thought, too, about the baby's safety. *shudders* That would be one heck of a fall.

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Wed 02/04/09 11:02 PM
Love that song. Papa Roach has been putting out some good ones.
drinker

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Wed 02/04/09 10:54 PM


Yes, there was water in the bowl. Glad it wasn't a dream about tequilla and eating the worm at the bottom of the bottle. laugh :tongue:

sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick

ill ill ill ill ill ill ill ill ill ill ill ill ill ill ill

scared

rofl


bigsmile Yeah...I had a LOT of sugar today. laugh
(disclaimer: These are jokes I heard. I didn't drink out of the toilet bowl, lol.)
Sorry Peccy, I should stop joking around and actually answer your original question. :tongue:
The strangest dream I've had so far was everyone I kissed in my dream turned into something weird. A balloon filled with shampoo, one of those toy claw machines that you put a quarter in and try to pick up the toy, a giant tea cup... *shrug* The dream book didn't cover that stuff so I have no idea what it meant.

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