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Thanks Winx, I'll try that.
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Your lover has been transformed into an animal. Now the only way to restore them to human is to mate with them. Ok, in knowing that, which animal would cause you the least psychological damage to mate with? Instead of mating with them yourself...how about taking them down to Tijuana, putting them in one those naughty shows, and hopefully they'll walk out human? |
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What is the strangest
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Yes, there was water in the bowl. Glad it wasn't a dream about tequilla and eating the worm at the bottom of the bottle.
 
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No, I haven't seen her use one yet.
(lol, now I have a new gift idea for her. A giant box of changing pads. )
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What is the strangest
Edited by
SweetnFunny
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Wed 02/04/09 10:32 PM
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Hee hee, well I had a dream that I was drinking a giant marguarita and when I woke up there was salt on the toilet.....
(doh! told the joke wrong the first time.) |
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I have a friend who had her first baby in Nov. I'm glad for her and am trying to be supportive as she adjusts to the new changes in her life. Whenever she comes to visit, though, I cringe. She'll change her baby's diaper wherever. My kitchen table, the antique buffet in the livingroom, she's even changed her baby's diaper on my bed. It just seems so...ick! Any place that I prepare food or lay my head should be off limits to diaper changes, shouldn't it? I haven't said anything to her about how it makes me feel. The only thing I've done so far is to put towels down over any surface that she picks....and then do some extra cleaning after she leaves.
I don't know if I'm being a paranoid germaphobe or if she's being inconsiderate. I don't have any children. I don't know what the etiquette is for this... Would it be out of line for me to suggest she put a blanket on the livingroom floor (thicker carpet) and change her daughter there? Any helpful tips from the parents out there would be greatly appreciated! |
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Tell Us.....
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Minnesota - Explore 10,000 lakes
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Mean an abusive people
Edited by
SweetnFunny
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Wed 02/04/09 07:06 PM
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Ive talked 2 several girls who say they have been abused by their boyfriends and that makes me upset. why would a guy do that? i just dont understand. i know this is a sensitive subject so pls keep that n mind 
I don't know why some men would do that. Low self-esteem behind a tough boy mask? Anger & control issues? Hopefully the women who get out of those situations will get counselling and hopefully have a good support system with friends and family. Your emotions will be up and down for quite a while afterwards. Self-defense classes are a good idea, too.
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Does anyone else...
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Was thinking of using a stone in a money/abundance spell and thought I'd share what I found.
(courtesy of http://www.crystal-cure.com/aventurine.html) Aventurine You should never buy a lottery ticket without an aventurine in your left pocket. Lady Luck will be in your left pocket. This is the stone of opportunity. Aventurine is known as the stone of chance or luck. If you gamble or play the lotto, keep this stone in your left pocket. Aventurine is mainly quartz, a quartzite, usually containing mica. It occurs in several colors including green, red and blue. Green Aventurine is the stone of luck and chance. It is said to increase perception and creative insight. It is a heart chakra stone. Blue Aventurine is an Aries stone that opens the Third eye chakra. It is a powerful mental healer that increases vitality and a positive outlook. This stone assists in self-discipline and developing inner strength. Healing properties of Aventurine It is used to aid nearsightedness. Aventurine has a stabilizing effect on the emotions. It is excellent for teenagers. Other money-attracting stones: Amazonite Amegreen Green Calcite Green Jasper Lodolite Malachite Peridot (courtesy of http://www.sacred-magick.com/Main.html?http://www.sacred-magick.com/Crafts/The%20Magickal%20Properties%20of%20Gemstones.html) I think it's interesting how much color association is used. Many green stones are used for money/properity as well as healing. Red for love & sex. Orange for attraction.. And so on. Well, I have a green aventurine on hand. So I'll try my spell with that & see how it goes. |
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Topic:
Make Progress
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Sending warm fuzzies!
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Read your Bible!
Edited by
SweetnFunny
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Wed 02/04/09 12:23 AM
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One of the lost books of the bible...found!
2nd Hezekiah Chapter 4 verses 4-7 (4)“...and thou shalt not taketh my words literally, but shall knoweth that I speak of enlightenment from a gnostic sense. Verily, it pains me to see my children rammeth their version of the truth down my other children’s throats. (5) I do hopeth, even now, that the scribes who are coping down my words (as spoken through the mad, lice-ridden prophet that I’ve chosen for this week’s mouthpiece) will removeth only the swear words and not change my message too much. Thou knowest, as do all who have played telephone, that the original message often get’s lost in translation. (6) Thou must wonder why I have chosen men to write down my message. I am thy Creator, yes, and I am all-powerful. However......I seem to have misplaced my pen. (7) So......while I am searching for it all I ask you, my children, is to not argue over the different translations of my words, persecute or try to “save” others, or do something as stupid as go to war in my name. Also, I’m not God the Father. I’m God the Mother. Hopefully I can find my pen soon before these scribes mess everything up and try to make this a patriarchal, narrow-minded religion. Love, Mother. P.S. Stop searching for Jesus. I already found him. He was behind the couch the whole time.” 
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What is the most important
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Flip phones.
 No more accidentally calling someone when it bumps up against something in my purse.
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Read your Bible!
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Ask for salvation if you have not asked? Again I ask that you read the Bible for yourself. I have read the Bible for myself. Why do you think that people who have rejected the Bible haven't read it? You keep pulling out all these quotes of demagoguery and impolitely ramming them in the face of others. Why not pulling out the quotes where God tells people to stone their unruly children to death? 
Clearly you choice of verses to quote is extremely biased. Moreover, what makes you think that other people feel like they need salvation? What have you done that makes you so sure that God is upset with you?
I don't have any reason to believe that my creator is upset with me, and therefore the idea that I need to seek salavtion is utterly silly. Yet you continue to insult people by telling them to read the Bible when in fact you have no clue what they might have already read or studied in depth. That's quite arrogant of you. Isaac Newton studied the Bible in great depth and came to the conclusion the Jesus could not have been the son of the God of Abraham. Albert Einstein rejected the religion after having studied it. Carl Sagan rejected the religion. Richard Feynman rejected the religion. In fact, there are many wise men who have rejected the religion as being totally foolish and obviously ungodly. Do you think those men were rejecting God.
I think not. Finally, you're not supposed to use these forums as a free podium to preach one specific religion. Clearly you don't have the credentials or capacity to teach the religion though the proper channels. It's against the rules to proselytize a religion on these forums. Do Christians not believe in obeying rules?
Obviously not. That's the only thing that truly comes through loud and clear, Christians have no respect for rules. They think they are above the rules, and that's precisely what make their religion DANGEROUS. 
Finally, you must think God is pretty pathetic if he needs you do save souls for him. That would truly be a pathetic and helpless God. Don't you have any faith in God to save the people who DESERVE to be saved? Obviously NOT. As far as I'm concerned, any religion that needs to be proselytized by man cannot possibly be from God. It's as simple as that. *standing ovation!* Abracadabra, you said it perfectly.
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Sorry to hear that, Lex! Glad you're still alive & kickin' after all that.
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Ok, fess up
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I'd redo my budget. Maybe invest in the market a little.
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Does it matter to you...
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For the most part, however it's spelled, I'll reply & be polite even if it's just to say, "Thanks, but I'm not interested. Good luck to you."
Once in a while, though, there'll be a message that looks like they had a seizure while typing. (probably text speak or abbreviations? I don't know) Those I'll just delete. (shrug) |
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*runs through the thread throwing confetti and googly-eyed glasses to all*
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Depends on how much I won. If it was in the millions, first I'd hire a lawyer & an accountant and set up a trust for most of it so the eternal revenue service wouldn't be able to keep chipping away at my winnings every year. Change my phone # to an unlisted one.
Then I'd take what I didn't put into the trust and buy a house up north, pay off hospital bills, set up trust funds for my nieces & nephews, give $10,000 each to my family members, and then foot the bill for a great vacation somewhere exotic for friends & family. After that, I'd probably use the interest from the trust to go back to school & start my own business. |
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If The Shoe Fits
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Bingo.
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