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That word again...sweet.
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Thats what i used to get called by women that didn't fancy me(i.e all of them!). Sorry! Being called sweet is great unless it's by someone you want to be sexy with. Back then i wanted to be sexy with all of them! At least Rosie Palm never called me sweet. |
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hola
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Spk Englsh pls.
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heartbreak
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Alcohol, drugs and prostitutes. All at the same time.
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That word again...sweet.
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Thats what i used to get called by women that didn't fancy me(i.e all of them!).
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oooopppppsss
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I don't need the beer to get my buzz on. I'll get my buzz when i get it up there, with no lube. We have a drive-up place in the States called 'Jiffy Lube.' Are you sure? They have a machine that could lift your whole..package, and work from below. Thats a sure-fire way to give me a stiffy in a jiffy. I saw those places when i was over there. I have never seen anything so damn horny. Better than Hooters. |
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Spell all your words out fully and correctly and i will tell you the secret to how it is done.
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oooopppppsss
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Just gimme a beer barrel to make sure. Sure, no rule says you can't get a buzz-on, during insertion. I don't need the beer to get my buzz on. I'll get my buzz when i get it up there, with no lube. |
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SEEK GOD!
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Following the bible and treating women like second class citizens as it tells you to, is not something that will reduce the divorce rate in this day and age. The bible doesn't make women to be second class citizens. Men are to love and cherish their woman and take care of them. Women are not any bit less then a man, nor does the bible teach this. If i could be bothered, which i can't, i bet i could find more quotes from the bible to suggest my claim to be correct, than you could yours. But i am glad you interpret this aspect of the bible in the way you do. |
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oooopppppsss
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From here, it looks like you will need the Magnum. Just gimme a beer barrel to make sure. |
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SEEK GOD!
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Following the bible and treating women like second class citizens as it tells you to, is not something that will reduce the divorce rate in this day and age.
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oooopppppsss
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I don't need a cork, my hairs act like a sanitary towel! Huh. Probably wise. A cork might 'pop' like champagne. If i were to go for that effect then I might as well stick a real bottle of Bollinger up there. But then i did try that before, and it kept slipping out. Next time i'll put it up there sideways. That should just fit perfectly. |
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Never felt a good vibe from anyone? You are going to the wrong sex shop! Oh! That's hilarious! Well, in all fairness, sex shops give some good vibes, but not delivered by a 'someone'... rather a set of batteries, lol! Order online and a someone will deliver them to you! I wish i was a postman. |
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Never felt a good vibe from anyone?
You are going to the wrong sex shop! |
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Deal Breakers
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I think thats a pretty good and understandable list.
A dealbreaker for me is a BIOTCH(excuse the spelling, you cant say ***** here!). I can't stand biotchyness. |
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oooopppppsss
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I don't need a cork, my hairs act like a sanitary towel!
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oooopppppsss
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So it's midnight and I got home later from the university than what I thought. That's what I get for thinking. Anyone else have a brain leak lately? No but i cannot deny a slight amount of anal seepage.. |
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Why Do You Have To Drink?
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I have to drink because it heightens the effects of the drugs.
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If masturbation is a sin
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I am sinning right now..
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WHAT ARE YOU READING NOW
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Dan, I have checked a few of the torrent sites on and off over the past year or so for that exact reason. At this point, I don't think I've made enough of a mark on the industry to be widely stolen, but it's always a possibility down the road. Unfortunately it isn't quite as simple as just doing a search for your name or book titles. Many torrents are files of several books and your search would not bring those up. I suppose if illegal downloading does become an issue for you, at least it means your mark is being made! |
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WHAT ARE YOU READING NOW
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Dan, I have checked a few of the torrent sites on and off over the past year or so for that exact reason. At this point, I don't think I've made enough of a mark on the industry to be widely stolen, but it's always a possibility down the road. Unfortunately it isn't quite as simple as just doing a search for your name or book titles. Many torrents are files of several books and your search would not bring those up. I suppose if illegal downloading does become an issue for you, at least it means your mark is being made! |
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