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So it's midnight and I got home later from the university than what I thought. That's what I get for thinking.
Anyone else have a brain leak lately? |
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So it's midnight and I got home later from the university than what I thought. That's what I get for thinking. Anyone else have a brain leak lately? No but i cannot deny a slight amount of anal seepage.. |
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So it's midnight and I got home later from the university than what I thought. That's what I get for thinking. Anyone else have a brain leak lately? No but i cannot deny a slight amount of anal seepage..   
Dan -- you kill me with your comments. 
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No but i cannot deny a slight amount
of anal seepage.. Now that you have leaked this information, I feel compelled to offer you a cork. |
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I don't need a cork, my hairs act like a sanitary towel!
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I don't need a cork, my hairs act like a sanitary towel! Huh. Probably wise. A cork might 'pop' like champagne. |
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I don't need a cork, my hairs act like a sanitary towel! Huh. Probably wise. A cork might 'pop' like champagne. If i were to go for that effect then I might as well stick a real bottle of Bollinger up there. But then i did try that before, and it kept slipping out. Next time i'll put it up there sideways. That should just fit perfectly. |
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From here, it looks like you will
need the Magnum. |
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From here, it looks like you will need the Magnum. Just gimme a beer barrel to make sure. |
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Just gimme a beer barrel to make sure. Sure, no rule says you can't get a buzz-on, during insertion. |
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Just gimme a beer barrel to make sure. Sure, no rule says you can't get a buzz-on, during insertion. I don't need the beer to get my buzz on. I'll get my buzz when i get it up there, with no lube. |
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I don't need the beer to get my buzz on. I'll get my buzz when i get it up there, with no lube. We have a drive-up place in the States called 'Jiffy Lube.' Are you sure? They have a machine that could lift your whole..package, and work from below. |
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I don't need the beer to get my buzz on. I'll get my buzz when i get it up there, with no lube. We have a drive-up place in the States called 'Jiffy Lube.' Are you sure? They have a machine that could lift your whole..package, and work from below. Thats a sure-fire way to give me a stiffy in a jiffy. I saw those places when i was over there. I have never seen anything so damn horny. Better than Hooters. |
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Thats a sure-fire way to give me a stiffy in a jiffy. I saw those places when i was over there. I have never seen anything so damn horny. Better than Hooters. The 'Stiffy Jiffy Lube' sounds like what's on an undertakers calling card. Or a hooker's. |
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Thats a sure-fire way to give me a stiffy in a jiffy. I saw those places when i was over there. I have never seen anything so damn horny. Better than Hooters. The 'Stiffy Jiffy Lube' sounds like what's on an undertakers calling card. Or a hooker's. And soon to be....MINE! |
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And soon to be....MINE! We're all proud. |
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