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Mon 09/12/11 09:38 AM
Todays phrase is

Wooooooop Woooooooop WOOOOOO!

Not really, thats stupid. Really it is..

All old people were young once, but that was years ago so Fk 'em!

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Mon 09/12/11 07:25 AM

I am a guy who loves pink & romantic comedies. Can you date someone like me or do i need counselling?


I couldnt date someone like you so you better go see someone

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Mon 09/12/11 07:22 AM
FFS Just get a cat!

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Mon 09/12/11 07:03 AM


Look at all these women getting defensive when someone has the audacity to suggest that they nag!

Ladies, you do nag. C'mon, admit it!

I'm not saying you should or shouldnt do it. I am just saying you do it.

If you cant admit it, it just proves that you do it without realising it, because us men KNOW you do it. ALL of you!







lol, I think thats one issue with the argument,, the implication that ALL women nag

the other is the my way or we break up attitude,, which seems pretty much like bullying to me


tone, accounts for alot


there are many things that can be compromised when two people love each other, ,if they are just hanging out, thats another story


If I really want a dog, and I am in love with someone that doesnt, its really not something to break up over


UNLESS it becomes a power trip,, ultimatums NEVER work for me
so me saying we have to get one or its done would work about as poorly as him saying if we get one its done,,, that shows a real lack of communication is more of an issue than a dog ever could be,,,

it works better to say, I cant lie with a dog(leave the ultimatum out of it),, or to say I have to have a dog(leave the ultimatum out of it) and then discuss where you go from there,,,

just my opinion



For the record, i was just trying to get a rise out of some of you.

I don't believe that all women nag.





(because some women aren't able to speak, some are dead..)

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Mon 09/12/11 06:54 AM
I meant that your mum could do that if she has a pc.

I would personally be arranging for someone's azz to be well and truly kicked in.

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Sun 09/11/11 07:57 PM


I love winding you lot up!



Nothing could touch the cloud where Im floating...Im in the best mood ever...but nice of you to try.



uuuughhhhh!


^^you made that 'sound'. That was enough for me!


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Sun 09/11/11 07:50 PM

LOL....hands all sticky?



Nah, not anymore, i wiped them all over your profile.

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Sun 09/11/11 07:48 PM


Still on the defensive huh?

Maybe men and women just have different definitions on what nagging is.

You are kinda nagging now. Telling us you don't nag over and over until we give in...'ok sorry i was wrong, you don't nag, forgive me please baby'




Is it nagging when the guys tell us over and over that we nag? :tongue:



Damn we got a smart one here!

Who was it that allowed women to be educated?!

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Sun 09/11/11 07:47 PM
I was just kidding.

Now be a love and run along and make me a cuppa. There's a good girl.

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Sun 09/11/11 07:46 PM
I love winding you lot up!

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Sun 09/11/11 07:44 PM
Sorry, i was ejaculating when i wrote that.

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Sun 09/11/11 07:43 PM

You two should set up a meeting in a cave somewhere to grunt around....and share some of your narcissistic manliness.


OK but you better get off your azz and clean that damn cave up first, wench!

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Sun 09/11/11 07:36 PM
I would unite with you but i have to..umm, de-scale the kettle..in a bit..

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Sun 09/11/11 07:36 PM
I would unite with you but i have to..umm, de-scale the kettle..in a bit..

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Sun 09/11/11 07:35 PM
Still on the defensive huh?

Maybe men and women just have different definitions on what nagging is.

You are kinda nagging now. Telling us you don't nag over and over until we give in...'ok sorry i was wrong, you don't nag, forgive me please baby'


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Sun 09/11/11 07:28 PM
If she has a pc you can record phone calls directly on to it with the right software.

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Sun 09/11/11 07:22 PM
I can't be bothered with this

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Sun 09/11/11 07:21 PM

hasn't this thread died yet ??


Get back to the over 50 forums, Grandad! (also known as Gods Waiting Room!).


(im just kidding, please dont have a heart attack or anything!)


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Sun 09/11/11 07:07 PM
Look at all these women getting defensive when someone has the audacity to suggest that they nag!

Ladies, you do nag. C'mon, admit it!

I'm not saying you should or shouldnt do it. I am just saying you do it.

If you cant admit it, it just proves that you do it without realising it, because us men KNOW you do it. ALL of you!




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Sun 09/11/11 02:55 PM






It's not so bad though loosing one when you started with three. Your secret's out Roberta
No, that was just a mole!whoa

My boobs were just so big,it looked like 3!rofl

I only had 2 to start with!:wink: laugh laugh


Who are you kidding? I saw you in Total Recall. You call that a mole?


Ummmmmmmmmm, that was sooooooooooooo not me!ill



She's in denial
No,im not in a river in Egypt!laugh laugh


How about a river in France?

In Seine?

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