In your own time, JB. Thanks.
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I dont put a huge amount of thought into my posts, but i will often quickly consider if what i have written is interesting or amusing enough to make the grade. I have aborted many many posts because i decided they didn't. But probably more boring or unfunny posts have also slipped through the net.
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My financial situation for the foreseeable does not look particulary rosy. I must be honest and say i am a total sceptic when it comes to Tarot cards, but then what the hell, if you can be bothered to do me a reading i will try to prise my mind open a little bit!
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when i ponder this question, i often think about a german concentration camp guard at auschwitiz in 1944. he's a devout christian, attends church with his loving family each sunday and donates his share when the collection plate is passed. on this day he is leading jews, among whom is a family, mother, father, daughter, son, into the gas chamber. now here is where it gets confusing to me, the nazi, if he asks forgiveness for his sins after the war, will enjoy raising his children, playing with his grand children and otherwise basking in the warmth we call life. and when that ends he'll ascend to heaven where he'll meet his loved ones. the jewish family on the other hand, not believing precisely as the german that jesus is the son of god, will burn in hell for eternity. that's just sick man. This is one reason why i am against religion. Even if God, Christianity and Jesus could be proved to me beyond any doubt, i would not want to be a part of it. I'll choose to burn in hell with the Jews and all the other good people there. |
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Important question....
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I thought it was to stop the boogeyman from getting dirty.
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Jesus rode a dinosaur.
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Lies, damn lies, and statisics!
But then again, for some reason i cannot quite explain, i wouldn't be THAT surprised that this is true. |
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Edited by
Dan99
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Wed 09/14/11 11:53 AM
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I used to be able to play Fur Elise on guitar(most of it anyway). Can hardly play the guitar at all anymore because i have got bad arthritis in my hands. Used to enjoy teaching myself classical peices, Minuet in G by Bach was a favourite of mine to play.
(havent listened to your peices, i'll try to do it later when its more appropriate to make some noise where i am) |
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the pi$$ and moan page
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I cant complain, i just had a lovely piss.
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Welcome. There are many a good person in these forums so you should enjoy them.
There are several complete idiots as well to balance things out(and i am one of them!). |
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Its way too early to call it a success, but best of luck with that.
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"Night" you don't go please.
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The person of my dreams wouldnt agree to come over for just one night. If thats all she is offering, she cannot be that person.
So i would let her come over for an hour or two, bang her senseless, and send her packing. |
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"Night" you don't go please.
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I'd go down the pub with the lads
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IT CAME INTO MY MOUTH!!
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Never advertise that you would like an entire gift horse up your azz because before you know it you'll have fifty gift horses up your azz. Be thankful for small mercies! Never go for a crap at your partners mums house when you have fifty gift horses up your azz, unless you hate the biotch and wanna fill her entire bath up. |
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IT CAME INTO MY MOUTH!!
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Never advertise that you would like an entire gift horse up your azz because before you know it you'll have fifty gift horses up your azz.
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IT CAME INTO MY MOUTH!!
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Never let a gift horse shove its hoof up your azz
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The Silent Treatment
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I gave this thread the silent treatment the whole day yesterday.
Now i am ready to talk. |
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IT CAME INTO MY MOUTH!!
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Never look a gift horse up the ar%e
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?!
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To have sex with a monkey while the zebras watch.
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Would YOU?
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I think that sex on first dates in inappropriate.
You should only go as far as Prostrate massages and fisting. |
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IT CAME INTO MY MOUTH!!
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Tomorrow phrase will be
Where the hell did i put my car keys?! And the day after's Oh thats right, i don't drive |
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