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If i was Irish i would want to be an alcoholic
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Well now you are talking crap and are being offensive, so as far as i am concerned you can go somewhere else to not get laid.
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Im new-pics finally up :)
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My main peice of advice would be to ignore everything i say.
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Forgive me for being a naive little virgin, but what is the meaning behind this song?
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Don't listen to these women, they are all soaking for you!
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Is there anyone out there for me? If there are no Transexuals here i would be willing to consider really ugly women with deep voices. ----------- Or if there are any attractive women that will wear a boiler suit and let me call them Bob? ----------- Any African women with plates in their lips? ----------- Burns Victims? ----------- All i want is a burnt Downs Sydromed African Transexual with a 12 inch lip plate. Is that really too much to ask? ----------- I would settle for a 200lb hermaphroditic crippled midget if thats all that is available. ----------- I forgot to add that it would be preferable if they had four or more children, all from different murderous psychotic gangster fathers. ----------- All i want is a woman with chronic acne and a club foot who has a beard and no teeth. ----------- Trailer park?! I dont want a rich one! I want one that lives in a cave and eats shrubs. ----------- C'mon ladies! I just want a flat chested Thalidamide Bulgarian shot putter who's into beastiality and self-harming. ----------- All i want is a wheelchair bound Aborigine with Elephantitis of the forehead who smokes crack through a didgeridoo. ----------- intelligent ladies can get lost. I just want a retard with a face like its been hit with a shovel, and a body like a sack of spuds. ----------- All i want is a bald epileptic transgendered quadriplegic kitten rapist. ----------- Do you have any pictures of a hairy pidgeon-chested one-testicled ladyboy with no toes who talks like Stephen Hawking? If not how about a toothless grandad wearing a diaper who has a poo beard and three walking sticks stuck up his rear passage? (I am flexible about the number of walking sticks). ----------- How about an albino Whoopie Goldberg lookalike with a 6 inch clitoris who poos through the wrong end of a funnel into a box of dead kittens? ----------- If only you had a full facial tattoo, 12 anal peircings, a gangrene leg and smelt of blue cheese. ----------- My favourite was the alien because she had an acidic vagina which burnt through my penis. ----------- I just want to meet a Zulu woman who has a tumour on her face the size of a small car and eats babies whilst bouncing on a pogo stick. ----------- I wanna meet a woman who is 12 inches high and 7 foot wide who has chronic constipation and faeces dripping from her eyeballs. ----------- I just want a hermaphrodite with Tourettes that wears Depends and has a fetish for goats. ----------- Feta is too mild, i'm sorry. I need a cheesey smell that will make me vomit from 20 metres. ----------- I like girls who look like Hitler who have one leg shorter than the other and have at least one nipple which constantly leaks. ----------- That is assuming that she has HIV and speaks like a deranged dolphin. ----------- I know a lot of people on here. I think there are many potential matches for you. I'm actually quite scared that you copy and pasted all my posts into one post! You are more freaky than anything i have described! haha If only you had a penis with a smelly discharge dangling where your nose should be, webbed toes, vampire fangs and a 10 ft Mohawk. |
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I'd fancy seeing you with a tribal woman with 25 rings stretching out her neck. She could retrieve apples from the highest limbs to feed and service you at the same time. I would so tap that! That is assuming that she has HIV and speaks like a deranged dolphin. Otherwise she is not my type.  Now, I'm thinking, "what does a deranged dolphin sound like?" Does it make your ears bleed?
A deranged dolphin sounds just like a dolphin, but has been butt-raped by a Hammerhead shark, sideways. I expect my ears to bleed, it is essential, i have a saying 'if my ears don't bleed, my balls don't breed'. |
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I'd fancy seeing you with a tribal woman with 25 rings stretching out her neck. She could retrieve apples from the highest limbs to feed and service you at the same time. I would so tap that! That is assuming that she has HIV and speaks like a deranged dolphin. Otherwise she is not my type. |
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Feta is too mild, i'm sorry. I need a cheesey smell that will make me vomit from 20 metres. Your standards are just way too high. I am sure circuses aross the country are flying flags at half mast. I know what i like and i'm not prepared to lie to myself that i like anything different. I like girls who look like Hitler who have one leg shorter than the other and have at least one nipple which constantly leaks. |
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Thanks. If only you had a full facial tattoo, 12 anal peircings, a gangrene leg and smelt of blue cheese. Feta cheese okay? Feta is too mild, i'm sorry. I need a cheesey smell that will make me vomit from 20 metres. |
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I am more of a 'wassup b1tch' kinda guy.
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I just want a hermaphrodite with Tourettes that wears Depends and has a fetish for goats.
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I think most people would be willing to sell their house just for a quick glimpse. I know i would.
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I wanna meet a woman who is 12 inches high and 7 foot wide who has chronic constipation and faeces dripping from her eyeballs.
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I just want to meet a Zulu woman who has a tumour on her face the size of a small car and eats babies whilst bouncing on a pogo stick.
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I have had all of them!
My favourite was the alien because she had an acidic vagina which burnt through my penis. |
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I guess you dont. How about an albino Whoopie Goldberg lookalike with a 6 inch clitoris who poos through the wrong end of a funnel into a box of dead kittens? Seeing the real you..you have become SO attractive. Truth sells, plainly. Thanks. If only you had a full facial tattoo, 12 anal peircings, a gangrene leg and smelt of blue cheese. |
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I guess you dont.
How about an albino Whoopie Goldberg lookalike with a 6 inch clitoris who poos through the wrong end of a funnel into a box of dead kittens? |
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Good luck with that.
You will find that people will respond more favourably to you if you typed proper English, we aren't texting eachother here. |
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The bible was written a very long time ago and people should realise that much of it doesn't apply to modern society. Many believers will disagree and choose to live in a way that is not best for them or their happiness. I find it very pitiful.
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