A wise woman knows when to keeper mouth shut!

You were never normal in the first place!

There are various types of friends.

Real life friends from real life. I have several, but by no means loads.

Real life friends you have met from online. I have a lot of these.

Real life friends you have never met from online. I have lots and lots of these.

Online 'friends', people that you are friendly with, but cannot realistically describe them as a friend. I have a plethora of these.

There are also old friends that are not real current friends, such as those people you went to school with but never talk to that are on your facebook.

I definately spend more time socialising online than in the real, outside world.

Who can afford TWO sandwiches in the current economic climate?!

I am a gentleman, so i'd let my date eat the one sandwich i'd bring. If she'll regurgitate it so i can also eat, i'll know she is a keeper.

Hello DT. Hope you are well.

Turdo? Brilliant. You are either being really funny, or really sydlexic.

Two sandwiches?!

Flash bastard!

My phrase of today is:

Getting out your tadger in front of 300 people and doing an impression of a helicopter, gets you everywhere.




I realise it isnt very catchy.

When i arrived back in London a few days after the attack, i remember being quite emotional going past The City on a train and seeing Canary Wharf and The HSBC Tower still standing there together, much like the Twin Towers used to look. It was great to be home, i didnt know for sure what i might be going home to when i first realised what was happening.

As if you can forget.

I was in Tenerife, i never actually found out what had happened until the next day. I was just on holiday and being drunk, not paying attention to the news or watching any television. Had a very crazy night that day it happened, probably the craziest night of my life actually. I wont go into it though, for now at least, its not an appropriate story.

The morning of the 12th(i think it was still morning at least)I remember walking into a shop to buy a British newspaper and seeing the headline 'Armegedden', and then standing there in disbelief when i read further on. I bought every newspaper and took them back to my friend and broke the news to him. I read through the papers and then phoned my mum because i had visions of London being attacked as well.

Then i found a bar with a television and saw the footage, and sat there watching with further disbelief for many hours.

At 20 years old, you have barely stopped being a kid, i wouldnt worry about it.

I did steal it, but i gave it back after looking in it!

Was quite scary to see a picture of me in there.

I though all frogs were multi-legged!

I just had another google. There are actually various types of four-eyed frogs. Though the extra two eyes are false eyes on the back/hips which are apparantly there to give the impression it can see you no matter if you are in front of it or behind it.

Norfolk? Can you not date your sister?!

My saying of the day is:

Oooh thats a lotta money.

I googled '6 eyed frog' and couldnt find anything to prove that is real, but then i didnt spend much time on it.

Assuming that frog is real, it must have the genetics to have 6 eyes, and there is no reason i can think of(though i know little about biology) to say there is no possibility for those genes to be passed on to its offspring. But then, i don't think it is a definate, animals(including humans) can have some very weird and wonderful conditions that are not necessarily passed on. The Elephant Man might well have been able to have normal looking children for example. Though who would sleep with him?!

Is that actually a real frog? I have my doubts.

If it is a real frog, i dont see why it wouldn't be able to breed another similar frog.

And soon to be....MINE!

Most 15 to 18 year olds are going to be childless. Maybe there are a lot more younger people in the states and this could skew the figures. I wonder what the figure for, say, 30-44 year olds would be.

They also omit the fact that 70% of mothers in Alabama eat their babies.

Happy Birthday Kristi you incredibly sexy woman you!

Let me at least pay you a couple of dollars, it adds to the thrill.