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Why I love my Mingle woman!
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Congrats you two! I was totally oblivious to what was going on, as usual! So, when are we all gonna meet up for a foursome?! I think we should wait til Pink's water breaks, at least. Yeah, probably at least a day or so after that! lol |
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Wux, I'm gonna treat you like a lady(yes, yes, a little old lady)
I'm gonna shave you down, and i don't mean maybe(he's gonna do it, do it, oh yeah) I'm gonna make you feel like a woman(a very very dirty woman yes he will) I'm gonna make sweet love to you alllll night loooong(oooooh ooooooh ooooooh) Wux, I have a little secret(yes yes, a big black secret) It is a little rude, and requires lots of lube(do it, do it, do it do it) Im gonna make you feel like a winner(a dirty sinner yes he will) We're gonna be up alllll night loooong(oooh ohhhhh ooooohhh) Chorus Fisting the night away Fisting the night away (repeat) |
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Why I love my Mingle woman!
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Lemme get my woman drunk then I will ask her. If she says no, get her more drunk and ask again. |
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Hi
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Treat me toes like they are ho's
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Why I love my Mingle woman!
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Congrats you two! I was totally oblivious to what was going on, as usual!
So, when are we all gonna meet up for a foursome?! |
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Sexy, but then ive already boned her, i have got bored of her now!
All i want is a hairy female with four legs, who sits when i tell her, wags her tail when i make her happy, and licks my balls clean when i spread Chum on them. |
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I hear she smells like horse farts and squeaks like a dolphin. My kinda woman! Although her face is a bit too normal, i prefer the midgets with big heads. |
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promise rings!ADVICE & HELP!
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A reply is as good as a thanks!
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chat up
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'Would you mind looking after my pint while i go for a dump?'
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Prashant, i think it might be appropriate for you to laugh again!
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promise rings!ADVICE & HELP!
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I have never heard of a promise ring until now.
You don't need to thank me for my contribution to this thread. |
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He made sure you were fed and watered. I think that deserves some credit. I wish to laugh again...hope u dont mind.. Not at all. |
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He made sure you were fed and watered. I think that deserves some credit.
I can't decide if the guy is just a cheapskate, of if he is struggling financially and had little other option. Maybe he should just have cancelled if he couldn't afford to meet your standards. The money he did spend was obviously a waste. I don't know the full story, so it is hard to judge. If the OP doesn't know the full story either, she should maybe give the guy a break. |
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How do we know you can handle mean?
You have a girls haircut, so im guessing you would just cry about it... |
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Pink... Dan... I am so happy for you both. I DID plan on humping you both seperately but , you idiots screwed that up for me didntcha? So, If I gotta gang bang both of you...Let me know and we can make it happen. (I am very double jointed) But, this time...Dan REALLY needs to leave the sock puppets at home. :) I would let you hump me Krupa, but then Pink's largest strap-on wouldn't even touch the sides after, and i don't think i could live with that. I cant let you hump her either because she is six months pregnant and with your massive manhood you wouldn't be able to do it without also humping my unborn son. Even i'm not that kinky! (just when i thought this thread couldnt get any worse, it just did!). |
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Sounds like you need a lessen on salad tossing. Lets go to bed!!
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I'm half laughing and half feeling a bit nauseated after reading all this.  
Is this your way of asking for a threesome? |
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This was such a nice pleasant thread before you came along and lowered the tone!
'nice' and 'pleasant' are not words i would associate with any of your threads! *sniiiiffff* Cmere n gimme a kiss!! I will kiss you babe, but first i would also like you to kiss the tramp who lives in the park, come home and lick the toilet bowl, eat all the hot chillies and toss my salad. |
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Uh-oh! My fiance is online and posting! How do i delete this thread! lol! All i want is a pretty blonde Scottish girl that will accept me for my really strange sense of humour! I can always attach a strap on, colour a couple of my teeth in black, cut my legs down to dwarf size and smother myself in gorgonzola cheese.......you just needed to ask darlin ;) I think this is proof we are made for eachother! Brilliant. Babe...I'm ASKING! Well we may have to compromise....how about i kneel, use parmesan instead of gorgonzola, bottle my own fart and inhale them before we kiss.....will that do? I think i might actually prefer it that way actually. Can you supply me bottles of farts for me to use when you are not around? And also, if you don't mind me asking, could i shave your hair off, baste you in oil, and leave you out in the hot sun until you look like you are 90? Only if you leave little patches of hair to house my lice Well i wasn't intending to shave you 'down there', i am more a crab man than a lice man! I know you like my crabs, ive been housing them so long at your request that i sell the eggs to buy more cheese, but the oil has had a funny effect on them, their pincers are starting to trim my dreadlock pubes which i know you love also....they will soon be up to my knees.... This was such a nice pleasant thread before you came along and lowered the tone! |
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Uh-oh! My fiance is online and posting! How do i delete this thread! lol! All i want is a pretty blonde Scottish girl that will accept me for my really strange sense of humour! I can always attach a strap on, colour a couple of my teeth in black, cut my legs down to dwarf size and smother myself in gorgonzola cheese.......you just needed to ask darlin ;) I think this is proof we are made for eachother! Brilliant. Babe...I'm ASKING! Well we may have to compromise....how about i kneel, use parmesan instead of gorgonzola, bottle my own fart and inhale them before we kiss.....will that do? I think i might actually prefer it that way actually. Can you supply me bottles of farts for me to use when you are not around? And also, if you don't mind me asking, could i shave your hair off, baste you in oil, and leave you out in the hot sun until you look like you are 90? Only if you leave little patches of hair to house my lice Well i wasn't intending to shave you 'down there', i am more a crab man than a lice man! |
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