And that's whee your taxpayer's money goes to!

Sorry peolple got sidetracked....
Thanks for the messages.

Buenas tardes, America.
Hope you are all doing fine.
Here in Puerto Rico it is raining and it seems like it is 6:30 PM. Fine
time to take a nap - just might do that later.

Feliz Cumpleaños!!!!
May the Lord bring your happines and joy on this glorious DAY.

This should have been put up in the "JOKES SECTION"!!!!!!

I did just that right now and found that there are almost 360 peolple
on-line at this moment. Yet how many do you think are on the forums
right now?

When you do a "Preference Search" you get a lot of people that are
within your search parameters. Then you look at the profiles you are
attracted. Some you may contact and some you pass up..... Just another
way your profile may be veiwed, and most likely the most used.

Then there are the ones that are noticed in the forums, Peolple get an
insight as to what type of person posted it and if it attracts your
attention, you look at their profile - to learn more of the person that
posted it or answered an post.

There are many ways that your profile may be veiwed... Have you ver
considered the fact that there are more peolple on line (right now) than
those that are in the forums? If not, go to "search" and click on the
"On-Line" button. It may astonish you.

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl
across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in
handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.

"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?"

"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the
next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get
scared of the dark."

"How about transportation?" the father asked.

"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy
answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're
married, you're liable to have babies, you know."

"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied.
"We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going
to step on it!"

Why is it that you park in the "driveway" yet you drive on the
"parkway"?

So the mortician did to the dead what he could not do in live.
Sweet revenge, unknowingly.

The wife must have been a blond. You don't play golf in your working
shoes....

I've heard this so many times that I don't know if I have posted it
before, but here goes:


During one of her daily classes, a teacher, trying to teach good
manners, asked one of her students the following question: "Michael, if
you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you
tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a
minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would
be rude and impolite What about you, Peter, how would you say it?" Peter
said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be
right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the
word bathroom at the dinner table. "And you, little Johnny, can you use
your brain for once and show us your good manners?" I would say: "
Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands
with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after
dinner."

A very inventive to tell the old lady to mind her own businss!

Did you ever find out who they were after?

It's sad to think that it's come to this, but law enforcement officers
are trained that way. It helps them survive real situations where their
lives may be at risk!

Yes, I understand that they made a very big mistake and put you through
a very embarrassing situation - not to say frightening -but there must
be a means to complain to their bosses, so that this situation is not
repeated. Maybe send them to reading school, so they read the address
correctly the next time.

The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a honk if
you love Jesus bumper sticker.

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a
thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so
I bought the sticker and put in on my bumper.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in
thought about the Lord and how good He is and I didn't notice that the
light had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked,
I'd never have noticed

I found that LOTS of people love Jesus. Why, while I was sitting there,
the guy behind started honking like crazy, and when he leaned out of his
window and screamed, "for the love of God, GO! GO!" What an exuberant
cheerleader he was for Jesus.

Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started
waving and smiling at all these loving people.

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love. There must have
been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something
about a sunny beach...

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger
stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat
what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign
or something.

Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and
gave him the good luck sign back.
My grandson burst out laughing, why even he was enjoying this religious
experience.

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that
they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.

I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is
when I noticed the light had changed.

So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on
through the intersection.

I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before
the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them
after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out
of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last
time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

Little Zachary was doing very bad in math. His parents had tried
everything. Tutors, Mentors, flash cards, Special learning centers. In
short, everything They could think of to help his math.

Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him
in the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary came
home with a very Serious look on his face.
He didn't even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his
room and started studying. Books and papers were spread
Out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at Work. His mother
was amazed. She called him down To dinner.

To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back To his room
without a word, and in no time, he was back Hitting the books as hard as
before. This went on For some time, day after day, while the mother
Tried to understand what made all the difference. Finally, little
Zachary brought home his report Card. He quietly laid it on the table,
went up to his Room and hit the books. With great trepidation, His Mom
looked at it and to her great surprise, Little Zachary got an "A" in
math.
She could no Longer hold her curiosity.

She went to his room and said, "Son, what was it?
Was it the nuns?" Little Zachary looked at her and Shook his head, no.
"Well, then," she replied, "Was it the books, the discipline, the
structure, the Uniforms? WHAT WAS IT ALREADY?"

Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school
when I saw that guy nailed to The plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling
around."

Buenos dias, America!

I hope you have a wonderful Holy Friday.

Did I see that some are going to WORK on this day?

Felicidades. Or Happy BirthDay.

It is has been a very good day here and I am sure that it has been one
for you also!

A wonderous day to remember. May the blessings of the Lord be with you
always.

Peace be with you,
Iván

Buenos dias, America.
Today is April Fool's Day. Be naughty but be nice!

Well, shy people normally have a very small "comfort zone". Try to step
out of it, a little bit at a time. In time you will find that you not
only gain confidence in yourself but that you are a wonderful person.

Like the people said, join in on forums and say that which you feel is
appropiate for the forum and which you feel comfortable with. Slowly
you'll find people that think as you do and also some ways to look at
things you did not think of.