Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in
the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint
somewhere you have to touch it?

How can there be self-help "groups"?

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet
when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the
window?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons
and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went
nuts.

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water
know that spelling it backwards is Naive?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one
enjoys it?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take
the time to take the dirt out of them?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

How did a fool and his money get together?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial
sweetner?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call
it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

Ahhh yes, many things to ponder

Feel free to add your own stupid questions!!!!!

NativeGirl. Where were U all the time? Come out let me see U? I love
those species of thoughts.!!!!

HMMMMM...I was lingering in cyber-space and just found my way here....Oh
yes...I have all kinds of weird thoughts...some I can't say put loud or
put in print!!!!!!!!!

OPPPSSS can't say out loud...NOT put!!!!!

that cracked me up esp the one about the mime.

Why is it that you park in the "driveway" yet you drive on the
"parkway"?