I've heard this so many times that I don't know if I have posted it
before, but here goes:


During one of her daily classes, a teacher, trying to teach good
manners, asked one of her students the following question: "Michael, if
you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you
tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a
minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would
be rude and impolite What about you, Peter, how would you say it?" Peter
said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be
right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the
word bathroom at the dinner table. "And you, little Johnny, can you use
your brain for once and show us your good manners?" I would say: "
Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands
with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after
dinner."

ahahahahhaha... funny.

Too funny! never heard that one, believe it or not! I thought
I'd heard all the little Johnny jokes!

Ohhhhhh that's what my date ment LOL JK

have to remember that one