Little Zachary was doing very bad in math. His parents had tried
everything. Tutors, Mentors, flash cards, Special learning centers. In
short, everything They could think of to help his math.

Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him
in the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary came
home with a very Serious look on his face.
He didn't even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his
room and started studying. Books and papers were spread
Out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at Work. His mother
was amazed. She called him down To dinner.

To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back To his room
without a word, and in no time, he was back Hitting the books as hard as
before. This went on For some time, day after day, while the mother
Tried to understand what made all the difference. Finally, little
Zachary brought home his report Card. He quietly laid it on the table,
went up to his Room and hit the books. With great trepidation, His Mom
looked at it and to her great surprise, Little Zachary got an "A" in
math.
She could no Longer hold her curiosity.

She went to his room and said, "Son, what was it?
Was it the nuns?" Little Zachary looked at her and Shook his head, no.
"Well, then," she replied, "Was it the books, the discipline, the
structure, the Uniforms? WHAT WAS IT ALREADY?"

Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school
when I saw that guy nailed to The plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling
around."

Good Easter joke!

Right on!!