The Greek sage Aristotle once penned, "Even when the laws have been
written down, they ought not always remain unchanged." Not only is this
wise advice, but also prophetic. Especially when you focus on some of
the driving laws that loiter on the pages of state statutes.

Tennessee, for example, has a law that bans shooting game, other than
whales, from moving vehicles. Apparently, this law was authored during
an unusually high tide or after too many dizzying spins on a
Tilt-a-Whirl at Dollyworld. Chances of any whale finding its way into
Tennessee via the Cumberland River are about as likely as Tony Danza
winning a lifetime achievement award at the Cannes Film Festival. Yet,
it exists.

So as to assure that your next cross-country vacation does not get
pricked by the thorns of legality, we at DMV.ORG have organized a list
of arcane state laws that you should be aware of. For nothing can be
more embarrassing than having to phone your attorney from Kentucky for
help in escaping a fine for trying to transport an ice cream cone in
your back pocket.

Alabama

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street as long as a
lantern is attached to the front of your car.
Driving barefoot is illegal.

Alaska

It is illegal to tie a dog to the roof of your car.
Arkansas
It is illegal for a person to blare the horn on a vehicle at any place
where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9 p.m.

California

Any woman dressed in a housecoat is prohibited from driving a car.
It is illegal in San Francisco to buff or dry your car with used
underwear.
No unoccupied vehicle may exceed 60 miles per hour.

Florida

If an elephant is tied to a parking meter, the owner or attendant must
deposit money in the meter.

Georgia

State Assembly members are immune from being ticketed for speeding while
the State Assembly is in session.
In Marietta, Georgia it is illegal to spit from a moving car or bus, but
is okay from a moving truck.

Illinois

In Evanston, Illinois it is unlawful to change clothes while inside a
car with the curtains drawn, except during a fire.

Kansas

In Derby, Kansas, it is considered a misdemeanor to screech your tires
while driving.

Kentucky

If you stop for ice cream while driving, be aware that it is considered
unlawful to transport an ice cream cone in your back pocket.

Massachusetts

You will be ticketed if you drive with a gorilla in the backseat of your
car.

Michigan

If you car breaks down in Detroit and you are waiting for assistance, be
aware that sitting in the middle of the street to read a newspaper is
illegal.

Minnesota

It is illegal to cross state lines, regardless if you are walking or
driving, with a duck on your head. And, if you're crossing into
Wisconsin, the law also applies to chickens.
In Minnetonka, Minnesota, if you drive a truck that leaves mud, dirt or
sticky substances on any road, you will be considered a public nuisance
who is harming the peace, safety, and general welfare of the town.
You cannot ride a motorcycle without a shirt.

Montana

In Whitehall, Montana, vehicles are prohibited from driving with ice
picks attached to the wheels.

Nevada

It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.

New Jersey

Drivers are required to beep their car horns before passing another
vehicle.
If convicted of driving while intoxicated, you permanently lose the
option of registering for a vanity license plate.

North Carolina

In Dunn, North Carolina, it is illegal to drive on a sidewalk.
Ohio
In Oxford, Ohio, authorities will ticket you if you consecutively drive
around the town square more than 100 times.
Keep in mind that if your car breaks down and you phone for a cab, you
will be ticketed if you opt to ride on the cab's roof.

Oklahoma

It is considered illegal to read a comic book while driving.

Oregon

You will be ticketed if you leave your car door open longer than is
deemed necessary.
You will be slapped with a Class A traffic violation if you use your car
on an Oregon highway to prove your physical endurance.
It is illegal to pump your own gas.

Pennsylvania

If you spy a team of approaching horses, you are required by law to pull
to the side of the road and cover your car with a blanket or dust cover
that has been painted or sewn to blend into the scenery. But, if the
horses react skittish to your efforts, you are then required to
disassemble your car and hide the parts in the nearby underbrush.

South Carolina

In Hilton Head, South Carolina, you cannot leave trash in your vehicle
out of fear of attracting rats.

Tennessee

It is illegal to fire a gun at any wild game other than whales from a
moving car.

West Virginia

It is perfectly legal, for road maintenance purposes, to scavenge road
kill.

funny but to long

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