A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.

Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside
and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.

"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my
secretary. We had sex all afternoon."

"You lying bastard!

You've been playing golf!"


Kat

now that was cute..sounds like something my ex
would of said

um can u explain how she would know?

She knew duffy because she saw the grass stains on the shoes.

Luv the makeup...Who does it?? I remember when My kids hair looked like
that.lol
Kat

The wife must have been a blond. You don't play golf in your working
shoes....