A stiff penis has a mind of its own.

Jesus and Satan

Burger King

Dollar menu at the drive thru.

$3 each.

Then take them out to a Wal-Mart parking lot and let em fight it out once and for all.

I gotta go with the waxed chest.

If not, it has Got to be the bags of money.

Dang.....!

I may have to switch teams.

I miss ya woman.

Have yourself a stiff mixed drink and a happy birthday little mama.

Hehehehe

:)

Whatever the woman decides.

If Mama ain't happy...ain't nobody happy.

The man's opinion got nothing to do with it.


How is that for honesty?

I already did brother.

That's why we are still here. To show that it CAN be done!

Just takes patience.

Hehehe...

That was a good one Edy.

Ok......sure we love big gals!

They give great shade.

(Laughing hysterically and running away from the women who will kick my @$$)

:)

Only by women Baby....only by women.

:)

The forums is the place you can make that dream come true my man.

You can hang out alone with hundreds of other people who are hanging out alone.

My only complaint...(I played the MorrowWind version) ...

I am a freak who plays the female characters stripped down to as naked as I can get them......I figured that the developers put in the "unarmored " ability for monks and perverse like me.

But....I go into any town or shop to buy, sell or trade and they all tell me to "put some clothes on " and won't do business with me.

I think the game is prejudiced against grown men trying to play a Naked Chick classed monk.

It is unfair I say!!!!

Seriously .......

I found mine here.

She is awesome!

Good luck brother.

I just appreciate what I got.

I may not be wealthy....But, I got the good stuff that no amount of money can buy.

I got the love of my beautiful woman.
I got a great family who loves me.
I got a dog who is always thrilled to see me.
I got good friends.
I walk on the beach every morning.

My life is better than I deserve.

I am very grateful.

No way in Hell!

I adore my woman. I am thrilled she accepted and loves my (our) dog.

That being said...I would chose any dog I have ever had..... over any human I have ever known.

A dog loves you or it don't.....trust is NEVER an issue.

With people....it's a crap shoot.

I feel that this topic is skewed and makes man sluts look bad.

It is extremely unfair.

When women are sluts, all the guys love them...That is what makes them sluts.

(Any guy who says otherwise,is just sucking up and pandering to the rest of the women in a lame attempt to gain their respect....and thereby get a better shot of getting in their panties.)

Y'all say "player".....I say "slut".

Either way....it's someone getting a whole lotta love.

:)

I don't know man....

I have attended several Mingle meets...met plenty of guys and gals.

ALL OF THEM just wanted to hang out and socialize with no sexual overtones.

Flirting and innuendo on the Internet happens all the time...it is pretty safe and easy.

When it comes to actually meeting them....for me...it has always ended up being a casual event that was actually focused on friendship and just enjoying each others company.

Seemed like it was that way for all the other folks I met too.

Welcome to the circus brother.

Ehhhh.......to each their own.

Late 80's...I pierced my left cheek and ran a giant hoop through it into my mouth.

It was fun and drew plenty of attention. Getting their attention is the first step to a date.

However, piercings and tats are so common now that I don't bother. Kids and grandmothers have them...its gone from punk rebellious ....to establishment.

If it makes them happy....good for them.

It's really no different than bikers trying to look like lone wolf bad@$$es....yet failing to realize they look like every other biker.

Or the cowboy who looks like every other cowboy.

They are just looking for a niche in society to feel accepted in.

The thought does occur to me....

What if this same girl in the picture posted a photo of the OP on this site just to let it be known that she doesn't approve of the way he looks?

Would he change the way he looks to suit her ideas after a public shaming?

I doubt it.

Welcome to the Internet!

:)

If we could all get what we want....

There wouldn't be crap constantly jammed in our email that we got no interest in.

There would be no pop ups.

We could find our soul mates the second we type in what we are looking for.

...and all women would desperately want me.

:)

But, it just don't work that way.

The Internet is just like actual life...ya gotta put up with crap you don't like to eventually get what you want.

"Virginity " means you have absolutely no idea what you are doing when you are naked with someone else.

It means lots of fumbling around and doing Sex wrong the first few times and later feeling embarrassed because sooner or later your partner is gonna realize that you were terrible in bed.