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Fri 05/02/08 05:18 AM
Morning Everyone....drinker flowerforyou

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Fri 05/02/08 05:10 AM
Retirement smokin drinker

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Fri 05/02/08 04:23 AM


Yes..Very! After being sick and sleeping for almost 5 days I was wide awake at 5am! noway

Have a great day!
flowerforyou flowerforyou
Gald your feeling better.


Thanks me too!!

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Fri 05/02/08 04:20 AM
Yes..Very! After being sick and sleeping for almost 5 days I was wide awake at 5am! noway

Have a great day!
flowerforyou flowerforyou

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Fri 05/02/08 03:41 AM
Hi Charles!! flowerforyou

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Fri 05/02/08 03:28 AM
SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINE

This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended!

This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School
(California) staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine.

This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children 's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough schoolwork to pass their classes.

The outgoing message:

'Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school.

In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please
listen to all the options before making a selection:

* To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1

* To make excuses for why your child did not do his work- Press 2

* To complain about what we do - Press 3

*To swear at staff members - Press 4

* To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5

* If you want us to raise your child - Press 6

* If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7

* To request another teacher, for the third time this year -Press 8

* To complain about bus transportation - Press 9

* To complain about school lunches - Press 0

* If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!

* If you want this in Spanish, you must be in the wrong country...

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Thu 05/01/08 07:03 PM
Got one of each....they are Raquel and Brandon...drinker

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Thu 05/01/08 06:19 PM
Hey All....How's it going this evening?

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Thu 05/01/08 03:04 PM
Hi! Doing Great!!!! :heart: :heart: flowerforyou

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Thu 05/01/08 03:03 PM


Hi Red.....flowerforyou
Hi smokee! How are ya?:heart:


Doing Great!!! Off work...sun is shining!!! Thanks for asking!flowerforyou

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Thu 05/01/08 03:00 PM
Hi Red.....flowerforyou

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Thu 05/01/08 02:54 PM
A rich, cold, chocolatey.......slim fast...mmmmmmmdrinker

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Thu 05/01/08 06:14 AM
left on time for work since finding this site....

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Thu 05/01/08 05:33 AM
mmmmm..mmmm..good...sounds soooooo good!!!!

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Thu 05/01/08 05:32 AM
Hi..Welcome...Enjoy! flowerforyou

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Thu 05/01/08 05:31 AM


Good morning Tina...Naked...Smokee! drinker



Morning....flowerforyou


I caught that....I was wondering..."how did you know" haha I have got to finish getting dressed for work....

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Thu 05/01/08 05:29 AM

Good morning Tina...Naked...Smokee! drinker



Morning....flowerforyou

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Thu 05/01/08 05:27 AM
good morning....drinker

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Thu 05/01/08 05:25 AM
That sounds like a good definition to me.....Like looking and "if" I dont' find something better maybe we can get to be "good" friends...glasses

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Thu 05/01/08 05:20 AM
Do an extra mile on the stair stepper and you can munch tonite when you can't sleep....happy :tongue: