Refund please

No it was because he was having to much fun with media and concentrating on the game that was ahead. Think nthat he was all that and he didn't need to worry about the Giants is all

How bout a cup of coffee sometime???

How bout all my old metal hot wheels and my HO scale train set

I am with you there Bro. I lost alot of friends after high school that went into the Marines when a barracks was blown up in Beruit. And now look it is all quite there after we wiped their A$$es out. You are doing what needs to be done for the good of all people. Semper Fi

If we didn't serve we would not be where we are today. It takes more guts to do what he does and those of us beofre him for you to sit here and to be able to say what ever yo like without being thrown in prision or even worse beheaded to talk out agaisnt a goverment. Oh lets say like Iraq. So take f*ckin chill and be glad that he is doing what he does so yo can sit back and complain about how bad it is here and again if you don't like it leave.

Brother keep you head down and cover your a$$ over there come back safe.

When we were going up in the 70's how did you make friends? Went and met them. If a younger person wants to be they have every right to do so, after all it is "Just Say Hi" is it not??? I have meet a lot of cool people here. If they are uncomoftable then maybe they should should post a profile or picture? If they do not wish contact with older persons then they should use the settings provided bu the fine purveyors of this site. This is a cool site and I am for one glad it is here. Regaurdless of age every one has a right to be here as long aas they are of legal age.

A pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious
financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered
several cartons of new Bibles that had never been opened and distributed.

So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the
congregation who would be willing to sell the Bibles door-to-door for
$10 each to raise the desperately needed money for the church.

Jack, Paul and Louie all raised their hands to volunteer for the task.

The minister knew that Jack and Paul earned their living as salesmen and
were likely capable of selling some Bibles. But he had serious
doubts about Louie who was a local farmer, who had always kept to
himself because he was embarrassed by his speech impediment. Poor
Louis stuttered bad ly. But, NOT WANTING TO discourage Louis, the
minister decided to let him try anyway.

He sent the three of them away with the back seat of their cars stacked
with Bibles. He asked them to meet with him and report the results of
their door-to-door selling efforts the following Sunday.

Anxious to find out how successful they were, the minister immediately
asked Jack, "Well, Jack, how did you make out selling our Bibles last
week?"

Proudly handing the reverend an envelope, Jack replied, "Using my sales
prowess, I was able to sell 20 Bibles, and here's the $200 I collected
on behalf of the church."

"Fine job, Jack!" The minister said, vigorously shaking his hand. "You
are indeed a fine salesman and the Church is indebted to you."

Turning to Paul, "And Paul, how many Bibles did you sell for the Church
last week?"

Paul, smiling and sticking out his chest, confidently replied, "I am a
professional salesman. I sold 28 Bibles on behalf of the church, and
here's $280 I collected."

The minister responded, "That's absolutely splendid, Paul. You are
truly a professional salesman and the church is indebted to you."

Apprehensively, the minister turned to Louie and said, "And Louie, did
you manage to sell any Bibles last week?" Louie silently offered the
minister a large envelope.

The minister opened it and counted the contents. "What is this?"
the minister exclaimed. "Louie, there's $3200 in here! Are you
suggesting that you sold 320 Bibles for the church, door to door, in
just one week?"

Louie just nodded. That's impossible!" both Jack and Paul said in
unison. "We are professional salesmen, yet you claim to have sold 10
times as many Bibles as we could."

"Yes, this does seem unlikely," said the minister who didn't want to appear to be a greed. "I think you'd
better explain how you managed to accomplish this, Louie."

Louie sh rugged. "I-I-I re-re-really do-do-don't kn-kn-know f-f-f-for
sh-sh-sh-sure," he stammered.

Impatiently, Peter interrupted. "For crying out loud, Louie, just tell
us what you said to them when they answered the door!"

"A-a-a-all I-I-I s-s-said wa-wa-was," Louis replied, "W-w-w-w-would
y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to b-b-b-buy th-th-th-this B-B-B-B-Bible
F-f-for t-t-ten b-b-b-bucks ---o-o-o-or--- wo-wo-would yo-you
j-j-j-just l-like m-m-me t-t-to st-st-stand h-h-here and
r-r-r-r-r-read it t-to y-y-you??"

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?
They still are!

Keep them come all brightens my sh1tty day at work

I am sick of all this PC BullSh1t in the world. Lets go to Mars or Venus and start are on world there. plp et al keep them jokes and stories coming is the only thing that keeps me in my chair all day at work. Thanks for the laughs.

Suzy you have alot to offer if you say what you think you want you may find it

Suzy just be your self it will be good

The h3ll with tuesday is it friday yet

Smoked alot of weed

If you like email me sometime

Only felt I think I was drunk

I like to feel

UK you come up with some of the best ones around

Well then I am to old to then I guese