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I beat the kool-aid man because I'm a pimp
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Ex-wife
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I was at my regular pub the other night when Alex walked in, took his usual seat and ordered a pint of his favorite lager.
Alex leaned over and said to me: "I called the local insane asylum yesterday to check if any one has escaped from there recently." I was confused by this remark so I asked, "Why on earth would you want to know such a thing???" Alex leaned closer and explained: "Well, somebody married my ex-wife last week..." |
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The wrong key
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A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life." So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. "What's wrong?' " he asks. "You gave me the wrong key!" |
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The Pullover
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A man was happily driving along in his car late one Saturday night when a cop pulled him over. The policeman walked up to him and asked, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
Confused, the man replied, "Why? Was I weaving all over the road?" "No," said the policeman. "You were driving splendidly. It was the incredibly ugly girl in the passenger seat that gave you away." |
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Marines Verses Ranger
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No it was a bunch of Iraqis and 2 Marines
Semper Fi
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Matchmaking Game - part 38
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Where is evryone tonihgt????
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Matchmaking Game - part 37
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 Hey Suz whats up girl how things going there with you.
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SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 2
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Way to single here
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Matchmaking Game - part 37
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Morning all how things going in here today???
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 37
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Morning all how things going in here today???
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 37
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what's everyone up 2 tonight? ..Sorry you got stood up Tim, that sucks.  Really sucks but use to it such is life It's her loss, and DON"T LET IT GET YOU DOWN. YOU"RE A TERRIFIC GUY AND WILL MAKE SOMEONE VERY HAPPY SOME DAY!!!!   Ok all I am done for the night will see everyone tomorrow sometime. 
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Matchmaking Game - part 37
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what's everyone up 2 tonight? ..Sorry you got stood up Tim, that sucks. Really sucks but use to it such is life |
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 37
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what's everyone up 2 tonight? ..Sorry you got stood up Tim, that sucks. Really sucks but use to it such is life |
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 37
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Hey there Tim!!! how's it going?????  To be honest stood up again and you??? Wait, thought your date was tom. night (Wed.) Asked her to let me know tonight she is 2 1/2 hours away and it is 1130 here and still nothing o well her loss right? email me please |
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 37
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Hey there Tim!!! how's it going????? To be honest stood up again and you??? |
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 37
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ok Deb I am here what is up u ya'all
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ATTENTION Prayer Warriors:
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Prayers for your daughter and other victims. Why waste a bullet, have rope! Rope is to good for him. use a dull rusty knife. That always works for me.  Terssa, U and ur daughter have all my thoughts and prayers. I have 3 girls and I know that the person that tried this with mine would be shown no mercy.
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RADAR spelled backwars is still RADAR
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Topic:
JSH crushes - part 3
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I can't seam to get anything going myself either.
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Topic:
what is a 710
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That's some heavy oil then 530 would make more sense.
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