I do but not sure how she feels about me.

Ok who added the extra bubbles?????

Doing the Happy Dance

I got emails back yea me

Debbie is the BOMB

Hello Sas

Deb you are the best

Doing the happy dance

Well there was but he died over 2000 years ago

Yes maam I have talking to Suzi and have talked with Sweet but no one else yet has written back

Righty ooooo Cheers

Deb SuzinVA is a friend from the last time I was playing. But it is cool haven't talked to her in awhile thanks for nocking the cobwebs loose for me.

Nope my bus only has two seats and and one is for the driver

yea to the special one

I am special

OK I am back for another round

1. you find skunks in your office when you unlock the door.
2. people Email death threats with out changing their email addresses.
3. People walk across the room to avoid your office door.
4. they Blatantly talk about you when they know you can hear.
5. they always offer to help you pack up your office when you leave on Friday's.
6. You keep finding Pink slips under your door.
7. you own stock in Good Year to help pay for all your own tires.

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, 'Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!' The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, 'Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!' The elephant looks at them,looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up heroin... 'Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!'

The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the **** out of the little rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, 'Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!'

The lion answers, 'That little fcuker makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!

To my friends with Children: Why parents drink

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not
phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main
computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a
child's whisper. ' Hello ? '

'Is your daddy home?' he asked.

' Yes ,' whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?'

The child whispered, ' No .'

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is
your Mommy there?' ' Yes .'

'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No .'

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the
boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'

' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman '.

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the
boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'

No, he's busy ', whispered the child.

'Busy doing what?'

'Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ,' came the whispered
answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background
through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'

'A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.

'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, ' The search team just landed
a helicopter .'

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What
are they searching for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... 'ME'

Three guys were riding down a country road when they saw a sheep trapped in a fence, rear end facing the road.

“Mark say's I wish that was Angelina Jolie,” said the first.

“Sam say's I wish it was Maria Sharapova,” said the second.

Tim sighed and said, “I wish it was dark out.”

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word , taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.



ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

WITNESS: I forget.

ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan!

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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?

WITNESS: We both do.

ATTORNEY: Voodoo?

WITNESS: We do.

ATTORNEY: You do?

WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: ; Did you actually pass the bar exam?

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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?

WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.

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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

WITNESS: Are you ****tin' me?

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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

WITNESS: Uh.... I was gettin' laid!

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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

WITNESS : Are you ****tin' me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS: By death.

ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?

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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

WITNESS: Guess.

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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?

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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

WITNESS: Oral.

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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 P.M.

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at t he time?

WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?

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And the best for last:

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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

well lets get at it then

I grew up in the 70's and remember get a Pong game for Xmas one year and thought this is the bomb and Star Wars was the greatest movie( FX wise ) out there. Today things have come so far. And my kids will never know those simplier days. Oh to be 10 again.