Choose the month you were born on

1 - I shot
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I beat
5 - I smoked with
6 - I cuddled with
7 - I ran shirtless with
8 - I banged
9 - I ate
10 - I robbed
11 - I stabbed
12 - I killed

Pick the day you were born on

01 - A toothbrush
02 - Big bird
03 - a hottie
04 - A homo
05 - a rock star
06 - my lover
07 - a glass of milk
08 - the zigzag dude
09 - the kool-aid man
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - the trojan man
12 - a teletubby
13 - a porn star
14 - a drink
15 - a horse
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - the cookie monster
20 - a crack head
21 - a homeless guy
22 - Barney the dinosaur
23 - a condom
24 - a easter egg
25 - a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - a pillow
30 - a mop
31 - yer grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because that hoe stole my taco
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my boyfriend/g'friend
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Ty dye- because I didn't like the way they looked at me

I ate a homeless guy because i have a noodle in my nose!

I ate a horse because I'm sexy like that.

I shot a homeless guy because that Ho stole my taco

...I BEAT THE KOOL-AID MAN BECAUSE I LOVE TO SNORT COCAINE....

I shot my lover because of marijuans

I robbed a porn star cause that hoe stole my taco! OMG!

I shot a teletubby because I’m gay and love marijuana. (Two color shirt)

I beat a pillow because i've got abs!!

(okay..you guys have some funny ones!!)

I ate the cookie monster because I have AMAZING boobs and because that hoe stole my taco. (have a tank and overshirt on).

By the way..I'm Dee, haven't posted yet..but am getting in the habit of doing so!!

I cuddled with a stripper cuz im a pimp

welcome to the crazy house DEE

Thanks!! I always read the posts..I figured it's about time I jumped into the fun!!

I robbed a toothbrush because I didn't like the way they looked at me,

I banged a homeless guy because I had to.

i ate a teletubby because i'm a pimp.

I killed a hottie because the ho stole my taco..lol

I needed a golf ball because I'm sexy like that.