Topic: The Pullover
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Mon 03/17/08 05:09 AM
A man was happily driving along in his car late one Saturday night when a cop pulled him over. The policeman walked up to him and asked, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
Confused, the man replied, "Why? Was I weaving all over the road?"
"No," said the policeman. "You were driving splendidly. It was the incredibly ugly girl in the passenger seat that gave you away."