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ok everyone stfu he's asking a legitimate question, one thing you can do is have a night where you have one of each and test your theory out. It's best to ask a woman's opinion on this sort of thing because this will freak some guys out. Just test out your theory and it will tell you everything you need to know.

It's ok I don't get it either, why was the grandma giving ten dollars to the kid?

lol better health insurance is always the better deal! lol

oh lol so he wasn't that good? oh dang

I don't get it

muahaha I'm not either

so the name says but thanks yeah I have a huge book of naughty jokes but these are funnier!

oooh burn >.< lmao that was great! uk you are awesome I swear, yours are better than mine!

was his product released onto the market?! *is hopefull* Mean men, god that would be awesome right now.

lucky you. I would kill for some starbucks right now nice shirt btw

well I was going to ask you where you were from but I saw your page and you are about 45 mins from me, and hell yeah its hot, and barely feb! remember last winter? all the way through what? march? may? it was freezing!

*glare* lol read it again then come back to me once was cute the next is like Oh No, Not again.

I agree but she thinks he loves her, which he's told her I'm sure on many occasions, mandy you really do need someone who respects you and doesn't flirt with everyone he sees.

which I happen to know he is none of those things, sorry mandy but he's not. Girl I love you but you are lowering yourself for mac, don't do it *shakes her relentlessly*

ok everyone this is my best friend Manda, she is one of those innocent and very inexperienced types. I love her to death but her bf has mentioned to me after seriously flirting with me attempting to hold my hand on several occasions and mentioning he happened to like me, touching my breast, and that of my friend Ashley's as well, I have mentioned to him that having a flirtatious personality as he put it, would not be the best asset in this relationship or any for that matter, and just because amanda is not around does not mean you can flirt with every thing has breast, which he happens to do.

lmao thst's so true

There was a young woman who was really depressed because she was so flat chested. One day her fairy Godmotherappeared and offered to grant her most heartfelt wish.
"I want big tits," said the young woman instantly.
"All right , my dear," said the fairy Godmother. "From this moment on, every time a man says 'Pardon' to you, they'll get bigger."
The next day, the woman is walking down the street, lost in thought, when she bumpes into a policeman.
"Pardon me," says the cop politely.
Her tits grow an inch, She's ecstatic. A few days later she goes to a supermarket and comes out a huge bag of groceries, which she drops when she bumps into a checkout clerk.
"Pardon me" says the clerk, bending over to help her collect her purchases.
Her tits grow another inch. She's beside herself with joy. She goes into a chinese restaurant and collides with a waiter who bows, "Oh, I beg of you a thousand pardons."
The newspaper headlines the next day read: CHINESE WAITER KILLED BY GIANT TORPEDOES!!

One spring day two men were out in the woods hunting. Feeling a sudden need to relieve himself, George wnet over to a nearby clump of bushes, unzipped his fly, and started in when a poisonous snake lunged out of the greenery and bit him on his prick. HEaring George's howl of pain and fright, his friend Fred came running up and told him to lie still while he rushed into town for a doctor.
"There's only one way to save your friend's life," said the doctor gravely. "If you cut and 'X' over the bite and suck all the poison out, he'll probably be okay, but otherwise there's not much hope."
Hearing Fred's footsteps, George rose weaklyp on one elbow and cried out, "Fred, what'd the doctor say?"
"George, old friend," said Fred sadly, "he said you're gonna die."