Old Pa Jones tells Old Ma Jones that he's going into town today to apply for Social Security. Ma says, "But Pa, you don't have a birth certificate. How are you going to show your age?"
"Now don't worry, Ma," says Pa, and leaves for town. Sure enough he came back in a few hours and reports that he'll be getting the first check in just three weeks.
"So, how'd ya prove your age?" asks Ma.
"Easy," says Pa, smiling. "I just unbuttoned my shirt and showed 'em all the grey hairs on my chest."
"Well, while you were at it," scolds Ma, "why didn't you drop your pants and apply for disability?"

cute..

good one

Nice

To cute

I don't get it (lol)

*glare* lol read it again then come back to me once was cute the next is like Oh No, Not again.

I get it,I get it,just don't look at me like that ok