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At a local college, there was a dance.
A guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too." A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too." Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich". She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."  
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oooh burn >.< lmao that was great!
uk you are awesome I swear, yours are better than mine!
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oooh burn >.< lmao that was great! uk you are awesome I swear, yours are better than mine! but just remember your always sexy |
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oooh burn >.< lmao that was great! uk you are awesome I swear, yours are better than mine! but just remember your always sexy so the name says but thanks yeah I have a huge book of naughty jokes but these are funnier!
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oooh burn >.< lmao that was great! uk you are awesome I swear, yours are better than mine! but just remember your always sexy so the name says but thanks yeah I have a huge book of naughty jokes but these are funnier!  OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH I like to be naughty.......
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God, Link, keep it in your pants. Or on your face.
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I can't help it she's HOTTTTTTTTTTT.......
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Lol…how are ya this evening, Link?
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Tired from last night....
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Mmm…I'm drunk from this night…Well, maybe not quite there. At least I can still type coherently.
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  beautiful lips shorty
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