There was a young woman who was really depressed because she was so flat chested. One day her fairy Godmotherappeared and offered to grant her most heartfelt wish.
"I want big tits," said the young woman instantly.
"All right , my dear," said the fairy Godmother. "From this moment on, every time a man says 'Pardon' to you, they'll get bigger."
The next day, the woman is walking down the street, lost in thought, when she bumpes into a policeman.
"Pardon me," says the cop politely.
Her tits grow an inch, She's ecstatic. A few days later she goes to a supermarket and comes out a huge bag of groceries, which she drops when she bumps into a checkout clerk.
"Pardon me" says the clerk, bending over to help her collect her purchases.
Her tits grow another inch. She's beside herself with joy. She goes into a chinese restaurant and collides with a waiter who bows, "Oh, I beg of you a thousand pardons."
The newspaper headlines the next day read: CHINESE WAITER KILLED BY GIANT TORPEDOES!!