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Dumb but Funny
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So if you had sex 4 times in a row, what would you be?
Bacon hanging on the rack!  The farmer would look at you and decide that since you are just going lay around, he might as will get something out of you too! 
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don't they know?
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Personally I don't like perfume or make-up. It makes them look cheap and smell like s**t. When I was married, she would only use a little ruge. That was all I could stand for.
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best way.....
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Put 3 shots of whiskey in a glass of HOT ginger ale, drink it down quickly, get in bed with a heavy blanket and you will sweat it out all night. Best way to get rid of it quickly.
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Ever...
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I usually have a problem with the words that start with STANDARD TOO HIGH to me that just implies that you are just scared to commit or date because you have been hurt................what is standards anyways........and if that is the case then if you are single then you have to realize that the other side of that is that you dont obviously meet someone elses standards and that is why you are SINGLE..................JMO 
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We have been selling arms to them for decades. Where have you been hiding at??? We shall continue to sell them arms regardless who is president so your gabbering about it will amount to nothing!!! Get with the times one of these days, will you??????????
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Well thats just creepy, I've never had a dude stalk me online before... 
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Do You Know Why?
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How about going 4-wheeling?:  I've never been 4-wheeling.
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Breasts Or Thighs
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Last night a complete stranger asked me if I liked breasts or thighs,I told him that I preferred a hot, wet, püssy. Apparently that wasn’t an option with the KFC Bargain Bucket.  
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Do You Know Why?
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How about going 4-wheeling?:
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all alone
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better to live alone, than to spend your life married to the wrong person Besides you are never alone, you have some good memories somewhere I am sure. I do. Plus my pet who loves me dearly.
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Let's hear it for BUSH!
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This is the type of crazy thinking that got us into this mess. Understand that the dems have a slim majority and not enough to over ride a veto, this mess is republican made. The dems did virtualy nothing when they should have been pursuing at the verry least war crimes against bush instead they have signed off on every check to fund the Iraq war. someone tell me what legislation the dems put through that caused this mess? Bush pushed america off the cliff and if Mccain is elected will bury it   
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The Bunny Ranch
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Every single person pays for it!!!!
You buy them dinner, a movie, ect..  A house, a car, a ring, ect...  But to just pay for it in cash is the pits as far as I am concerned. |
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what if...
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Hell no, I know me.... |
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Do the Do
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I do what I do cause I do it so well
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Do the Do
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How do you do what you do to me. I wish I knew. Then perhaps you'd fall for me like I fell for you, when I do it to you! 
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What will you do?
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Talk to Human Resources about it. Sexual harrasment is a very fine (But well defined) line
to walk on. I had to put up with it in the Corps watching the troops. I just had a go around with one harassing my daughter at work. He says or does anything to her he will automaticly be fired ont the spot and turned over to the sherrifs department to face charges. This was the choixe offerd to him in front of his director or what for me to get him off the company property. He choosed the first. The dir read him his rights and he signed a statement to the fact of the agreement so I left. I have heard that he now stays as far away from her as possable. That was his second and last warning. Next time he is all mine. Have your ducks in line before you go hunting, otherwise you may shoot youself in the foot. Talk to him before you do anything. If he doesn't want to push the issue, then you have no leg to stand on... |
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new pics!
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Cute!
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Got no idea what you said!
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Why are kids horrible?
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120557, I can very much understand that. Everyone has a life they want to live, right? Yes they do. Amazing what your kids can explain to you when you don't relize what you are doing. They are smarter than one gives them credit for. |
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Had one that played tag with a skunk all the time out in the feild. Never came back with a smell on him. He also played with a set of twin fawns, getting on their back, swatting their tails, ect.. He beat all that I have ever seen since.
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