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Sun 05/31/09 04:43 AM

I heard once that if you drive the speed limit you will hit every green light!!


That's correct only if you are going in the right direction.

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Sat 05/30/09 08:47 AM




That is a total waste!

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Wed 05/13/09 09:40 AM

:tongue: I want someone who is faithful:tongue: doesn't lie either:tongue:


I AGREE!!!!!!!!!!

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Wed 05/13/09 06:30 AM
Find a faithful, loving woman!!!

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Tue 05/12/09 03:46 PM

OMGWTFBBQQFT!!!1!1!111


What was that?

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Tue 05/12/09 12:33 PM


Now that is amazing!!!!

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Mon 05/11/09 08:17 PM


If I was a nut I would be a peanut. You could grind me and make me into peanut butter!!:tongue: :wink: laugh



Creamy peanut butter? I hear it's easy to spread! oops :laughing:


Peanut oil is even easier to spread and slide on.

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Mon 05/11/09 08:08 PM
Edited by 120557 on Mon 05/11/09 08:11 PM


What is half of two plus two? Think hard now.


Is is (half of two) plus two, or half of (two plus two)?

OR is it something much more amusing?




Depends on how it is said. The answer is three!

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Mon 05/11/09 07:55 PM
My Job is my Life====RETIRED. Can't get any better than that, can ya?

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Mon 05/11/09 07:47 PM
What is half of two plus two? Think hard now.

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Mon 05/11/09 05:19 PM
Emily was found in a cardboardbox with the lid on in the middle of a four lane downtown when she was a month old. Gotta call and went to the vets and she came right up and started licking me. The rest ist history.

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Mon 05/11/09 01:46 PM
I am just me!

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Mon 05/11/09 01:43 PM
A 38. (8.b&f are not colors.) Just for general info. laugh

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Mon 05/11/09 11:31 AM


How do you respond to this question from a new contact? I usually laughingly respond, can you be a little more specific?


she wants to know if you are rich and have a BIG D*ckbigsmile


Niether one. just plain ol'e me to settle for.surprised

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Mon 05/11/09 08:22 AM


you can ride my mustache anytime.laugh

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Mon 05/11/09 05:54 AM
I'd rather be a squrrel, then I would store my nuts in your bush. flowerforyou

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Mon 05/11/09 05:47 AM
I haven't learned anything. I will just be myself.

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Mon 05/11/09 03:42 AM

Guys, do you assume a woman with nice jewelry on already has a man or his high maintenance and expects gifts like that?


I look at jewelery the same as makeup, JUNK. I like to look at the person, not what she is covered with.

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Sun 05/10/09 09:07 PM
NONE!!!! Don't believe in them.

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Sun 05/10/09 04:34 PM

Yeah Yeah Y'ALL laugh but alllll you wanna! Silly, foolish, unwise, boys. tsk tsk :tongue:


Them Dang southerners'!!!!laugh

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