100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
|
|
|
You think thats funny. Try watching a female pissing standing up in the snow. You will laugh you a$$ off.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Are you a Taliban?
|
|
This hangs in my friends bathroom. The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Qaeda out of Iraq and the Mountains of Afghanistan, is to send in a team of highly trained team of..."Redneck Special Forces" (USRSF) They are being sent in with the following information: There is no bag limit The season is open 360 days a year They taste like chicken They don't like beer, Our President, country music or Jesus Some are queer They don't eat barbeque pork They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death ...Should be over in about a week Yep, I agree %100 on that one. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
I'm going out.........
|
|
Don't get lost.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Who's
|
|
Done it last week.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
I have decided...
|
|
to grow my hair longer...do you guys think older women looker older in long hair? I think women in general look better with long hair. Call me old fashion. MPO! 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
!!!WTF!!!
|
|
Glad I don't watch that stuff. Besides, I voted last week so it doesn't make any difference to me what anyone says. Enjoy the evening doing something else.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
which is your cat
|
|
So true. Loved it.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
First Cold of the Year
|
|
No ginger ale. But I just made the first hot toddy that ever tasted good. Used Pike Market Spiced Tea for my base. White rum. And copious amounts of sugar. The idea is to get the alcohol thru your system to sweat it out real good and stay covered up real good. You will turn your bed into a swamp, but stay covered up till morning.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Intelligents is no good without common sense
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
LOL
|
|
Sorry if this is confusing. I am refering to the rampant use of the dreaded LOL. Please I'd rather you stick a hot fork in my eye than type another LOL. Wouldn't poking you with a stick be better than that? Nope. Using a finger is more fun. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Who likes to?
|
|
I cuddled on the couch,chair, ect... But when it's time to sleep, don't try to cuddle with me. Spent 20 in the Marine Corps in open squadbays,so if anyone got even close to me I was awake instantly. If they got close enought to touch me, I would come up swinging. My ex found out the hard way before we got married.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
First Cold of the Year
|
|
Fever 100.7 Sore Throat Swollen glands Mild headache Cough that started 4 days ago and got worse yesterday Gee, I think I caught a cool. I'll stay home. If I can get the fever down and the throat to feel better, I may go in the second half of the day. Skip work! Fill a glass 1/2 full of wiskey and1/2 full of HOT ginger ale. Drink it down as fast as posible and get under some good thick blankets. You will feel great the next days cause you sweated it out of your system. Good luck with it.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Adults
|
|
Hey, Ill be glad to talk to you any time, really I enjoy good conversation! Ditto. I think that adults now days have a different view on things then when we grew up. A lot don't know what being a parent is, or being held for your actions, or how to handle situations when they come up and their is no one to tell them what to do. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Come on in
|
|
Sorry, only ice water is all.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Ok...WHY is it?
|
|
That you lie down, and can't sleep. So you finally get up...and start yawning and feel like you want to go to bed????   Because your mind is in an overactive state. You are thinking about something-to or forgot to do, ect. You sleep when your mind is at ease. Don't ask how to do that cause I haven't figured it out yet. I hope this helps some.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
of what do men and women want. Men--to love and be loved. Women--to love and be loved. They want the same thing. All the rest of the BS is all a matter of PERSONAL preference. Of course this is JMHO! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I think if I was allergic to dairy I'd kill myself. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I think if I was allergic to dairy I'd kill myself. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Done voted last week. M/P for me. O/B does not have any experiance to do anything. Sorry folks!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
It's a chilly
|
|
I'd be glad to trade you all for Georgia weather. Grew up in Vermont, but retired here. People think I am a fruitcake cause all I wear year round is shorts & teeshirt.
|
|
|
|
|
Previous
