While sutuing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be the President. The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turlte balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'. The old rancher saw a puzzeled look on the doctors face, so he continued to explain.

'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there and you just wonder what kind of dumbass put him up there to begin with.'

Personally, I think they ought to just take a knife and cut it all off, slap some hot tar on the spot, and tell them now you are just another hog in the pen.

I know quite a few people that do not use computers. They do not want to change their way of life cause of them. Some just don't want to learn them at all so they have their spouse do it for them. Does that make them bad people also? I think NOT.

Are you worried about it again? Why? The foot steps to the next war are being laid this very minute. Go back to your homeland will it still exists.

Well, according to all of you, then I think I'll just take care of my baby girl - Emily. Have a nice night.

Of course that is your conclusion. I thinkt that there are a few out there, like, that think differently then that. If I just want a one night stand, then I can buy it for $20.00. I haven't even tried that and am not about to.

Married someone then stayed with her for 27 years when I knew better.

Keep looking. We are out there somewhere. Good luck.

Why arn't you? I retired from it, what is your soory excuse this time M&M?

I'll bet that if the truth be known, those idiots at PETA eat more meat than any one else. Lifes cycle - EAT OR BE EATEN!

With a pick axe.

What's the catch?

Eat 2 TUMS twice a day for calium.

I don't think that you would like that part of me.

I will give you your spanking!!!

I seriously doubt that. How could there be another me?

I coldn't agre mose hearteddly.

Haven't heard about that one. Think maybe they ought to get elected? Couldn't be any worse then what we have to select from now.

Anyone heard about the Obama look alike that is a construction worker?

Not religious nor any political party. But I think that things should start at home. Parents taking responsibility for thier action and their childrens also. A good spanking only hurts for a little bit, but the memory last a lifetime. Correct the laws for controlling children. And then we can move on to other problems in this country. Maybe then the country can be straitened out. Too many laws allowing to many groups the control over our lives. My PO.