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Topic: Big Trouble
thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Fri 01/18/08 11:53 AM
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday. His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat." The next morning, the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Monday.

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COF86 Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 57	Fri 01/18/08 12:01 PM
LMFAO I LOVE IT!

Robertiaz Joined Fri 03/16/07 Posts: 672	Fri 01/18/08 12:03 PM
That was

thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Fri 01/18/08 12:04 PM
thanks guys Cooly

songstress1 Joined Sun 11/18/07 Posts: 1244	Fri 01/18/08 12:48 PM
NEVER EVER TAKE A DRINK WHILE READING ONE OF COOLY'S JOKES!!!!

thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Sat 01/19/08 01:01 PM
OOPS Did i forget to put up the warning sign again thanks Song

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