thanks pix & mirror

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her night stand by the bed.

He begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."

thanks mirror & dixie
Well now I know, yep me too

careful what ya wish for, ya just might get it
thanks Laura & Mirror

Thanks ya'll, WTF where did all these come from

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!! So I called him a horse sh*t. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner...

An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women."

A little while later, a man sat down next to the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

A guy walks into a bar and sees a man with a HUGE Bic lighter. He asks the man, "where did you get that huge cigarette lighter"?

"A genie came out of this bottle and granted me one wish" says the man.

So the guy grabs the bottle and rubs it himself. A genie appears to him and grants him a wish.

"I'd like a million bucks!" says the fellow.

Just then the two men hear a rumbling. Suddenly, thousands of ducks come flying through the door.

"Oh man! I wished for a million bucks but I got a million DUCKS!"

"Tell me about it", says the first man, "you think I wished for a 12 inch Bic"?

it's really simple, but awesome, when you do figure it out you'll bust a gut laughing " how do I got my hat back"


but Nope on the answers so far

anymore booze , take it easy Bro I'll send ya a special email to think on while your gone
Peace Out Bro
Cooly

wow, ya really got some ideals, but Nope

hmmm Tequila "helping women lower there standards for years"

hoo yaa

have another one

yep thats the one, have drink on me

Who needs a beer

Hey play that song, hmm hows it go "Got to Have Cooly" or "You need Cooly Baby" who sings that Hmmmm was that Led Zeplin??

thats my favorite song it's how I got my nickname, I've had it since I was a teenager

To dang many beers,uuurpp oops pardon me, now i have room for more

Take care and be safe Bro

Hey don't worry I'll keep the ladies company for ya

I'll watch ya limericks too, got a few to add (when I get a min)

Your Bro Cooly

gettin warmer, not

well the gangs all here, hey I'm Multi-tasking here give me a break

hurry your butt back Pete

thats awesome Song
wonder why I quite drinking that it
wakin up in way too many wierd places

LMAO ya'll just way2cool, love ya all, but NOPE
Gave me a good laugh though

thanks jersey & amalie

thanks ya'll cheer up