Fremont is 51 years old and I have lived here for all of my 42 years of it. So I'm a moving historic landmark.

M.C. Hammer lives here. Vanity (Goes by Denise Matthews now)lives here in our fair city as well. She's now an evangelist so she got rid of the "Nasty Girl" routine. She dated Prince, Adam Ant and Billy Idol and was engaged to Mötley Crüe bassist Nikki Sixx in 1987. I think she's single cause I know she got a divorce in the 90's.

Think I'll go ask her. Mrs. Matthews these flowers are for you. I'm 5'10" single, and available this weekend.

I just heard my liver is divorcing me due to said beer drinking. I'm pretty sure it will win cause last week my personality left me and took half of everything I am.

Half a person,

J

This has been a public service announcement. You may now return to the mundane logs you were reading.


j/k... good info to post. I've got to watch out for mine. You just never know about yourself and then one day... poof... your in the hospital with something you've never heard of. Read up peoples.

Thanks,

J

The original was actually a very good movie. Brandon Lee was awesome in it and I heard he was a great guy in his personal life. Shame! what happened on the movie set. RIP

Your brain is 80% water. Mine? 80% beer!

Get the room warmed up.... Fireplace if you have one. Good hands workin' the body slow and hard for 20 minutes....... Then amid the groans......the the clothes come off, oil comes out and the porn massage begins.

Isn't sex a shared thing? How is he using you???? and you not him at the same time??? Did you not want sex and just gave it to him?

Not stupid yet! Just stop giving him money and see how he handles it. If he flys off the handle then I would suggest end it quickly..... His behavior won't change even if he says he will there will be others as that is a real bad behavior if someone can't handle "No".

Best of Luck... Cute Pic!

J

Flirt all the time. It's fun and it makes you feel alive. Plus, keeps you in practice for when you use it on "The One".... well in my case it's "The Next One".

Ha!

J

Welcome. What you really need is someone who can make you laugh. > I'm right ain't I? .....

This would make for a nice relationship for you.

It's 2:15 here in Cali? I'm goin' to bed as I just closed 2 bars.

Peace In The Middle East,

John

Each line seems to have its own meaning.

But I'll make it short to what I perceive is the message:

It's your life to take at any pace but only God grants you this ability. So be on your game, there is no suicide allowed. There are others who will guide you but listen closely. It is important to you even if you do not realize it yet what their message is and what your heart lets you know once you really take time to understand it.

Hey that's me Mike and Sully!

I made a mistake. It's Phyllis Diller. Took me a while but I knew I'd get it. Look up Phillis. Well known in the 70's.

Looks just like your drawing cept without the lip ornaments.

http://www.ronaldbrucemeyer.com/rantpix/diller.jpg

Cool drawing of Cloris Leachman.

To win tonights Mega Millions valued @ 163 Million. Oh! and be happy and healthy too.

If I can't have that can I at least get a beer?

I'm not single. I'm relationship challenged!

I'm single 3 days a week. The other four are my days off!

Folklore:

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/techno/radar.asp

DAMN! I know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?

Retraction: mmmmmmmmmm! I'll go with that. You know. She may not have the chemistry for you anyway..... so being supportive is your best bet..... but also keep your distance. Don't let her use you as her cry shoulder.

Contact her once every other month and check if she's finally come to her senses.

Better suggestion. No waste of money and time on something that may have not worked out anyway.

Dude! You have time. Just wait patiently in the stands while she learns to be a stronger woman.

However, it is possible to send her Flowers and cards as a Mysterious Admirer.

Only reveal yourself when she is completely single and there's no possibility of you being killed by the other guy.

I would have told her, "I'll be running for office in the next election and when I become Mayor of this "fine town" the first thing I'll do is send you into exhile. Then I'll change our name and motto to Whitby City "The city with no crabs!". I'm sure that will be taken several ways!"