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Wed 12/19/07 11:19 PM
On the way Dear Sugar or plain?

Speaking of drinks!

If you go down on a MILF don't laugh.

You'll have MILF come out your nose!

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Wed 12/19/07 11:17 PM
Edited by UWannaBSpontaneous on Wed 12/19/07 11:17 PM
Its Speed MILF Dating cause they have to either get back to taking care of the kids or they have to go back to work at the Strip Club.


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Wed 12/19/07 11:15 PM

what about a chinese mom

soy milf


Ha Ha!

What do you call Virgin Mary?

Unopened MILF

Oh I am going downstairs for that one!

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Wed 12/19/07 11:12 PM
What if she's a Mom who used to be hot?

She's be Spoiled MILF? laugh drinker

Where the hell do you buy clothes this late at night?

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Wed 12/19/07 11:10 PM
Okay, but Chuck Rules still. laugh

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Wed 12/19/07 11:09 PM
How about a hot black mom?

Chocolate MILF. drinker

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Wed 12/19/07 11:05 PM
Edited by UWannaBSpontaneous on Wed 12/19/07 11:06 PM
Loose the depression part. Go for speed drinking. drinker drinker

btw: What is the topic tonight dear?

J

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Wed 12/19/07 11:04 PM

Interesting Response, John, lol. No, that sounds about right... I don't think i could come up with any better ones myself :)

We have some hot moms on here, lol, too bad they all live in other places :P


Speaking of M.I.L.F.'s. Check this out. It's work safe.

Somebody is PR is gonna have their hours cut
back...big time.

http://recp.rm04.net/servlet/MailView?m=1223516&r=OTMzMzE0OTg1OQS2&j=Mzg0MTQ4NTc\
gS0&mt=1



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Wed 12/19/07 11:02 PM
Do you get to have speed sex after speed dating?

How fast is "Speed"?

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Wed 12/19/07 10:57 PM

I'm sitting here pondering the reason of my existence... i'm also wondering how i'm supposed to meet people if they don't respond to messages XD


I used to ask "What's the meaning of life" now I just ask, "Why me?" It's shorter and I actually get some good answers such as:

“John, you’re drawn to drama!” “Drama hooks on you faster than North and South Magnets being placed next to one another.”

“Of the 6.6 Billion people on the planet someone has to take the fall and you fit the criteria”

“Have you seen the car you drive?”

“You’re the Poster Adult For All Things Wrong"

Just some of the responses. Maybe you have others.

J

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Wed 12/19/07 10:52 PM
I heard the call of the wild..... so I got up to look through the leaves.

Recon Over,

John

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Wed 12/19/07 10:50 PM
Edited by UWannaBSpontaneous on Wed 12/19/07 10:51 PM
Why is it all of the young ones are bored.

One should never be bored with all there is to do.

Learn a new language. It's fun.
Learn to play an instrument.
Learn something about history.
Call a charity and get involved.

Life is never boring unless you build it that way. No matter where you are there is always something to do.

Peace in the Middle East,

John

P.S. Hello and welcome to the site. Hope you're funny. :)

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Wed 12/19/07 10:47 PM
Yep!

Cut it loose. Doesn't feel good at first but it gets better and then you start to get all of the pieces of your life back.....

Don't hate. At most feel sorry for the person if they lack the maturity for an LTR which requires strength.

If you feel any hate. Loose it.
If you feel hurt. Deal with it.

Don't talk about it to anyone is one of my rules and it works for others I know. Learn a new language, an instrument, something to build the best you possible.

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Wed 12/19/07 08:29 PM
May have a little corny on it but it's a cool video. I have always thanked our team!

http://www.gratitudecampaign.org/fullmovie.php


J

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Wed 12/19/07 08:26 PM

never ever give a man money
if he doesn't have his own income then you'll end up supporting him forever and never getting paid back just thank your lucky stars it was only $200 and move on


I don't agree with that. I have borrowed money and paid every dime back. How can one be so general about the populous. It's funny cause I've given way more than money to the gl's and didn't get it back so I could say the same thing. I won't though.

Sociopath..... that was funny!

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Wed 12/19/07 08:04 PM
Yeah I would agree. Buy it. I don't buy videos ( I have 6 in all these years) but I will be buying this one.

Night at the Museum I saw a couple days ago and thought that was a funny movie with a good story line.

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Wed 12/19/07 08:01 PM
Edited by UWannaBSpontaneous on Wed 12/19/07 08:03 PM
That is an awesome movie. Watched it with my kids last week. Laughed and smiled through the whole thing. Queen Latifa rocks and the rest of the cast was great. John Travolta did a great job.

James Lipton says, "If you haven't seen it run to your video store and rent it today."

J

My 11 y/o, 14 y/o and I left Alvin and the Chipmonks before it ended. We didn't think it was any good at all. The movie really never went anywhere. My 11 y/o was the one to request to leave. She said, "..they've got to be kidding. Lets get a refund". We did.

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Wed 12/19/07 07:56 PM
Edited by UWannaBSpontaneous on Wed 12/19/07 08:08 PM
What turns a woman on?

An Orgasm!

Cause once you have one you gotta have more!

J

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Wed 12/19/07 07:44 PM
Edited by UWannaBSpontaneous on Wed 12/19/07 08:05 PM

yes like it named my son brandon lee after himbigsmile


I named my member after him! Chuck Norris was taken. laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 12/19/07 07:42 PM
Oh you a funny one you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you!

Well of course. The beer has to go somewhere. I'm now a quarter up on fill. drinker Una Cerveza por flavorrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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