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YO MAMA
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Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the f*ck off."
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YO MAMA
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Yo mama's so fat, after she gets through turning around, they throw her a welcome back party 
Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her. |
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YO MAMA
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Yo Momma so ugly her makeup counter is at Sherwin Williams.
Yo moma so fat that when she won a fat beauty contest they sang: "There she is... North America" |
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YO MAMA
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Yo mama's so old when I told her to act her age, she died. Good one! Yo mama's so ugly they put her in a tinted incubator when she was born. |
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YO MAMA
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Yo mama's so poor, when as I walked out of her apartment the rat tripped me and the roach stole my wallet.
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YO MAMA
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Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed. Worthy! Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her driver's license. |
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YO MAMA
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Yo mama is so stupid, her parents had to hire a tutor to teach her how to scribble.
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YO MAMA
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yo mama so studip she looked in a box of Cheerios and said "Look doughnut seeds." Okay another good one! Yo mama so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door. Yo mama's so fat that when she used to go to school she sat next to everybody! |
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YO MAMA
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Your mama's so skinny that Ethiopian kids send her .50 a day!
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YO MAMA
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yo mommas sooo ugly that when she looked in the mirror her reflection ducked!
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YO MAMA
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Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the b's good side! Now That's Funny! Your mama is so fat that when God said "let there be light" he told her to move her fat *ss out of the way! |
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YO MAMA
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Yo momma's so fat I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4 5 6 7 8 and 9!
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YO MAMA
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Your mama is so fat she makes the Radio Station skip!
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YO MAMA
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YOUR MAMAS SO FAT THAT THE ***** NEEDS A TIMERS GUIDE TO FIND HER ASSHOLE Now that's funny Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter! |
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YO MAMA
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yo mama so stupid she thought a jolly rancher was a gay cowboy
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Topic:
YO MAMA
Edited by
UWannaBSpontaneous
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Fri 12/28/07 01:14 PM
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Here's one for JSH
Your mama's so fat that she fell in Love and broke it! |
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YO MAMA
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Your mama is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says, "One at a time please!"
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YO MAMA
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Your mama's so fat she eats Wheat Thicks!
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YO MAMA
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Your mama is so fat the picture of her fell off the wall!
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Topic:
Being single
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Hey you'll have a better chance than most cause you take care of yourself and your looks. Now its just a matter of you looking out for the right guy in the right place. Don't let the blinders be your downfall. If he is decent looking and truely has a kind heart I'm sure you'll know it.
Look for guys that do volunteer work. They have humility for one and secondly it shows that they care to help others they don't even know. Doesn't that sound like a real nice guy? Work for charity yourself too cause then he'll know you care. With both of you caring and having hopes and dreams kept alive how can it go wrong? Rhetorical! |
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