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In the classroom
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Angry, very angry.
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Lifes Little Ironys
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*I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I had to stop jerking off. When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you." I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, COME ON. A ginger kid, with TWO friends? I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed,. So I pushed him in front of a steam train and he was chuffed to bits. When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids. Took her out with one punch. My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed. "It's worth spending money on good speakers," he told me. I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning." He replied, "No, just having a crap." Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in. I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf who had his pockets picked. How could anyone stoop so low? I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"  
I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I had to stop jerking off. When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
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I want puppies
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Snowmans Graveyard
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My son rushed in and said that he had discovered a snowmans graveyard. It was only when the snow had melted that we discovered he had been playing in a carrot field. 
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Just call me Fred.
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When I read this, I stared sniggering, then chuckling, then laughing, and by the end I was.......
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Kids hogging the computer?
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You want to stop your kids using your computer? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 
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Thought for the day.
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Oh GOD Take me now!!!!!!
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So true
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Little Johnny Strikes Again
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Old Age Alphabet
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I can relate to 'M'
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I actually know a guy at work like that
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Forrest Gump Goes To Heaven
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Fishy
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The Honeymoon & Tiger Woods
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Putt it there!
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