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Man Catches Crocodile
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That's just so wrong
 
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George W’s Economics
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Monkey at The Bar
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I had the same experience with my ex girlfriends cooking.
 
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PREGNANT TURKEY STORY
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That was just fowl.
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Stranded on an island
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The Innocence of Youth...
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Osama goes to a psychic
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Osama bin Laden goes to a psychic who says "You will die on an American holiday" Needless to say bin Laden is shocked. "Which one?" he asks. "Doesn't matter", says the psychic. "Whatever day you die will become an American holiday"  
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Multiple Pack Condoms
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A man walks into a chemist with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display and the boy asks "Dad, what are those?" To which dad replies matter-of-factly "Those are condoms son, men use them to have safe sex". "Oh I see" replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school". He looks over the display and picks up a pack of 3 and asks "why are there 3 in this package?" Dad replies - "those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday and ONE for Sunday". "Cool" says the boy. He notices a pack of 6 and asks "then who are these for?' "Those are for College Men" says dad, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday". "Wow" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these?" he asks picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye dad replies "Those are for married men - ONE for January - ONE for February - ONE for March ............"
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Two Nuns and Dracula
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THE HALLOWEEN PARTY.
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A couple were invited to a masked Halloween party, and the wife purchased costumes for both of them.
On the night of the party, she developed a terrible migraine, and told her husband to go without her. He protested, but all that she said she was going to do was take a couple of aspirins and go to bed, and that there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not attending. So, he got into his costume, and off he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awoke without a sign of pain and, as it was just a little after nine, she decided to go the party. As her husband didn’t know what kind of costume she was wearing, she thought it would be a good idea to slip into the party and observe how he acted when she wasn’t around. This she did, and, as soon as she joined the party, the first person she spied was her husband, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with first one girl, and then another – having a little feel here and there. So, the wife sidled up to him, and, being rather seductive herself, he left his partner standing high and dry, and devoted himself to the new girl that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished (naturally), and finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear. She agreed, and they went out to one of the cars parked nearby…etc…etc…etc. Just before the unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation her husband would make as to his behaviour. He arrived home at about 1.30 a.m. and came straight into the bedroom to see how she was. She was sitting up in bed reading and asked, “What kind of time did you have?” He said, ‘Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have much of a good time when you aren’t around.” Then she asked. “Did you dance much?” and he replied, “Well, I’ll tell you. I never danced a single dance. When I got there, Peter Jones, Bill Brown, and some of the other guys were there on their own. So we went into the bar and played poker, but, I’ll tell you one thing, that fellow I loaned my costume to sure had a great time.”
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“You’re drunk!”
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Osama writes to George
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Where do you get this stuff Tom?
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The place where a friend of mine works decided to provide company-paid cell phones to the "suits" upstairs. After negotiating a deal with a cell phone company, they arranged for the phones to be sent directly to the homes of the various VIP's. The day after delivery, he received a call from a partner screaming about how his cell phone didn't work. He said he charged it overnight just like the sheet said, but in the morning, it wouldn't power up. My friend asked EXACTLY what he did with the phone when he got it. "I took it out, plugged the charger into the wall and into the phone." "Did you put the battery in the phone?" "Not the extra one." "Sir, the phone only came with one battery." (Pause) "Oh, I think I figured out what's wrong with it."
Tom. Not only do you have me in stitches on the phone, but here as well.
Thanks mate. 
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Profile check
Edited by
harrypotter2
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Thu 10/23/08 09:05 AM
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Out of all the profiles on here. Who's do you think is the most interesting and why?
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Height
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Does the height of your choice of partner bother you?
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enticing
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