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A multi-national company held a New Years reception. Each guest was served a glass of champagne, but on closer inspection each guest noticed that their glass contained a fly of some sort. Sooooooo…..
The Swede asked for new champagne in the same glass The Englishman demanded to have new champagne in a new glass The Finn picked out the fly out and drank the champagne The Russian drank the champagne, fly and all The Chinese ate the fly but left the champagne The Israeli plucked out the fly and sold it to the Chinese The Italian drank two thirds of the champagne and then demanded to have a new glass The Norwegian took the fly and went off to fish The Irishman ground-up the fly and mixed into the champagne, then generously donated it to the Englishman The American sued the restaurant and claimed $50 million in damages The Scotsman grabbed the fly by the throat and shouted, 'Now spit out ya bastard!!!'  
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I actually know a guy at work like that 
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