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Wet Dream
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Á guy is talking on the phone to his Mother- In -Law. "I had a wet dream about you last night." She say's "Really!" "Yea. You got hit by a bus and I pissed my pants laughing!"   
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Did I read that sign right?
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A-Z broughtt up to date
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To the guy doing my wife.
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Obscene Bridge
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Tough Luck
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Ooops
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The Fire Truck
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Penguins. The Truth.
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Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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The Doggy Party
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The canines had a doggy party. They traveled from near and far, While some dogs flew in by airplane Some went by bus or train or car. They all went into the hotel’s lobby And they signed the visitors´ book, Then each one hung his bum and his tail Upon a separate bum-tail hook Now there was one dog who wasn’t invited, And this really aroused his ire, So he rushed into the banquet hall, And loudly barked out, ´Fire!´ This got the dogs so frightened, They had no time to look, And each one just grabbed a bum and tail, From off the closest hook. It is truly a sad sorry story, For it is a very difficult chore, To wear another dog’s bum and tail, That you have never worn before. That is why when dogs now meet In the park or over a bone Each sniffs the other dog’s bum and tail In the hope they've found their own. 
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The White Gorilla
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A man reads in the paper of a white gorilla in a zoo far away. He decides that he just has to see it. The journey will be a long and arduous one but he simply cannot resist. He sets out on his trip and travels by car to the docks, and catches a boat across a huge ocean. After weeks of sea travel he arrives at the other side and takes a train to the zoo. When he sees the white gorilla he can't believe his eyes, it's the most beautiful thing he's ever seen. He simply must get a closer look, so he goes to the zoo manager and begs to be allowed into the gorilla's cage. After much arguing the man finally persuades the manager to let him in to the gorilla's cage, but before he does he tells the man that whatever he does he must not under any circumstances touch the white gorilla. The man agrees and is led to the cage. He tiptoes into the cage and is amazed; the gorilla is even more beautiful close up than it was from a distance. The white gorilla just sits quietly and looks at the man. After a while the man gets use to being so close to the gorilla and it seems so peaceful and calm that he starts to think that there can't be any harm in touching the gorilla. He slowly moves closer and closer to it, all the time the white gorilla just looks calmly at him. He reaches out his arm and gently touches the gorilla. Just as his arm makes contact the gorilla jumps up and starts roaring. The man turns and runs to the exit, getting there just before the gorilla. He leaps through the door and the keepers slam the door just in time. The gorilla pulls at the door and to the man's horror the bars start to bend. The man runs out of the zoo and to the train station and jumps on the train, which as luck would have it is just leaving. He glances back and can see the gorilla chasing after the train, but not gaining on it. The train arrives at the docks and the man quickly scampers aboard the boat. The boat leaves and the man thinks he's safe at last. He relaxes and starts to enjoy the leisurely cruise back across the ocean. The day they're due back in port he's walking on deck when he sees a small shape in the water trailing behind the boat. He can't make it out so he borrows a pair of binoculars from someone. He focuses the binoculars on the small shape and is horrified to discover that it's the white gorilla, swimming behind the boat. It must have been there all along! The boat then arrives in port and the man hurries through customs and rushes to his car. He drives off just in time to see the gorilla climbing out of the ocean from his rear view mirror. He drives as fast as he can to his house and runs in locking the door behind him. All the time being followed by the huge white gorilla. The gorilla starts pounding on the door and having seen what it did to the cage at the zoo the man knows it won't take it very long to get in. He runs from room to room trying to think of a place he can hide. He hears the door shatter and dives into a wardrobe and pulls the door closed behind him. Outside the gorilla is going mad trying to find the man; he's ripping things up and tearing out doors. Finally he comes to the wardrobe the man is hiding in and rips the door off. The gorilla sees the man and smiles, reaches out a massive hand and gently touches the man and says... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Tag. You’re it!”
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An Erotic Interlude
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'Twas midnight in the schoolroom And every desk was shut When suddenly from the alphabet Was heard a loud “Tut-Tut!” Said A to B, “I don’t like C; His manners are a lack. For all I ever see of C Is a semi-circular back!” “I disagree,” said D to B, “I’ve never found C so. From where I stand he seems to be An uncompleted O.” C was vexed, “I’m much perplexed, You criticise my shape. I’m made like that, to help spell Cat And Cow and Cool and Cape.” “He’s right” said E; said F, “Whoopee!” Said G, “‘Ip, ‘Ip, ‘ooray!” “You’re dropping me,” roared H to G. “Don’t do it please I pray.” “Out of my way,” LL said to K. “I’ll make poor I look ILL.” To stop this stunt J stood in front, And presto! ILL was JILL. “U know,” said V, “that W Is twice the age of me. For as a Roman V is five I’m half as young as he.” X and Y yawned sleepily, “Look at the time!” they said. “Let’s all get off to beddy byes.” They did, then “Zed-zed-zed.”
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Topic:
harry potter
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right anyone who loves harry potter or just likes it a lot or if your name is harry potter then come and tell all here or incase your name is harry potter then my number is... lol <<<<<<<<<<< Answer your question? 
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