Community > Posts By > harrypotter2
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UK1971 (Tom)
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Many of us know Tom and his sense of humour.
He still posts here and gives the opinion that he's fine. But after his last stroke he's still working, and still has his usual sense of humour. He's a big hearted guy, and I know that just recently he's been feeling down. Those of us who know him and those of you who just read his posts, Let's send him our best wishes. He'll probably kill me for this. |
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Overspecialized
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Gotta love those Persian bears
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THE INTIMATE HANDICAP
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Good job it wasn't a steeplechase.
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Energizer Bunny Dies
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So no one has been charged yet then?
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My Thought for the day
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Just curious as to why this was moved.
All your other thoughts for the day have been left in General. |
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I'll drink to that.
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Beethoven's Ninth
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lol
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An old man is sitting in his rocking chair on his porch when Little Johnny walks by carrying a roll of chicken wire under his arm. “Where are you going with the chicken wire, sonny?” asked the old man. “Gonna get me some chickens,” replied Little Johnny. The old man just smiled and thought “Oh yeah, OK.” A couple of hours later, Little Johnny returns with a cage, made out of chicken wire with two chickens inside. The old man sees them and his mouth drops open in surprise. A couple of days later, the old man is once again sitting on his porch when Little Johnny walks by, carrying a box. “Whatcha got in the box Johnny? “I got me some Duct tape,” replies Little Johnny. “What you gonna do with the Duct tape?” “Gonna get me some ducks.” “I’ll believe that when I see it.” Says the old man. A couple of hours later, Little Johnny returns, with a box, sealed, and the sound of quacking ducks coming from within. Another couple of days pass, and once again the old man is sitting in his rocking chair on his porch, when Little Johnny walks by carrying some tree branches. “Whatcha got there today sonny,” asks the old man. “Püssy Willow.” Replies Little Johnny. The old man stands up and says, “Hang on a minute, I’ll get my coat. meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww |
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Topic:
Marjuana Vs Viagra
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Oh brother
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COWS
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A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great...he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer." After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?" "Just one." gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?" |
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old gag, but still amusing lol
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The new zookeeper
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LMAO That is Soooooo bad, it's brulliant.
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Daves Boat
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DRIVE THROUGH BANK MACHINES.
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lol
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Edited by
harrypotter2
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Mon 08/25/08 11:49 PM
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HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.' The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?' And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.' Can you give us an example?' 'Thou shall not kill.' 'Not kill? We're not interested.' So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.' The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, 'Honour thy Father and Mother.' 'Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested.' Then He went to the Mexicans and said, 'I have Commandments.' The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.' 'Not steal? We're not interested.' Then He went to the French and said, I have Commandments.' The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.' Not commit adultery? We're not interested.' Finally, He went to the Jews and said, 'I have Commandments.' 'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?' 'They're free.' 'We'll take 10.' There, that should offend just about everybody. |
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Oh brother. Just hope things don't go tits up.
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Don'tcha just love Little Johnny
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Holy crap. I almost filled me pants.
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