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So I was at the grocery store this morning, and I saw this beautiful big breasted blonde woman picking out fruit.
She looked kind of familiar, but I just couldn't place her. So I worked my way over by her and start looking at vegetables, and we make eye contact. "Hi! how are you!" She said I replied, "Im good..Say where do I know you from you look soooo familiar?" She replied, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." So I say, "Oh really? Yeah! That's where I know you from! You're that stripper I banged on my pool table at my bachlor party while my buddies watched!" She looks at me, smiled and said, "Uh, no. I'm your daughters math teacher."   
 
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If thats true... Hilarious!!!!
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lol woopsie! That's one where you want to just crawl in a hole and die! lol
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