man is driving along the motorway with his wife in the passenger seat.
During the drive, the wife gets an idea. She starts taking off her
clothing piece by piece and tossing them out the window.

The guy is shocked but aroused. She gets her shoes, socks, etc. and
chucks them out. Finally, she whips her underwear off and throws it all
out onto the motorway. The guy is laughing and leering at her. He looses
control of the car in the process and crashes into a barrier at the
side.

Unfortunately, the air-bag doesn't go off on his side, and he finds
himself wedged in under the steering wheel. "Help, go get
help......aggghhhh, I'm stuck", he shouts.

"But I have no clothes on. What'll I do ?", she screams.

"Here", he says wiggling his foot, "Take my shoe and put it over your
crotch. It'll have to do, love. Quick, hurry!"

She takes the shoe off his foot and places it over her crotch and gets
out of the car, limping and shouting for help. After a few hundred yards
of yelling and running a trucker notices this naked hysterical woman
holding a shoe over her crotch, and pulls over.

"What's seems to be the trouble?", he asks.

"Help me", she screams, "My husband is stuck".

"If he's stuck up that far I'm afraid I can't help you."

You are so not "RIGHT!"

that is a good one

I really like that one. :)

Excellent!

When driving towtruck worked accident.

Lady was doing boyfriend on Hwy.
Boyfriend missed curve
Hit TREE.
Both died.
Him blood loss
Her strangulation
Something stuck in throat

Love to all here thanks for reading,,,,,,,,

HI,thanks for the good laugh I needed cheering up today.

OMG that was funny as hell...LMAO omg that was great..AHAHA even with a
3 yr old screaming MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY UGH i needed a good laugh with a
whiney brat ..lmao..thanks

HA HA HA HA awesome!! Just what I needed today!

keep on smiling everyone,,we all need the laugh tonight

hmmmm

LMAO Oh my gah that's funny

Im Naked,,and im driving,,oh hold on,,im dreaming,,lol,,