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Topic: LOOOKK,,,NOW,,,,,and I mean Please
Loves2Please's photo
Fri 03/02/07 08:23 PM
Hey everyone,,I want to start anothere Joke Area,,Called ((LETS BUST
YOUR MOMMA)),,,yes im talking about your mamma jokes,,I think we all
here are adults,,and we can take a joke or two,,hell we fight over whos
smarter,,now lets laugh over our mamma'z..I think in all,,let get some
VOTES,,and see if we can start one,,and if so watch out ,,im bad now,,at
jokes,,and yall know this MAAAAANNNNNNN........lol...so lets get
voting,,and see if we can.....
1.Thomas
2.Thomas-----so far thats two votes,,,,lol,,love to all here

lazyj321's photo
Fri 03/02/07 08:27 PM
I DON'T HAVE A MOMMA..

lazyj321's photo
Fri 03/02/07 08:28 PM
BUT IF I DID YOU COULD BUST HER...OH YEA SHE ALREADY GOT BUSTED SOMETIME
AGO.

Loves2Please's photo
Fri 03/02/07 08:30 PM
Damn dude come on,,dont do that to me,,ok then you No vote,,if I had
none or not,,I still tell jokes,,and I love mine with heart ,,and I hope
you love yours as well dude,,im sorry if something came wrong to say
what I like to see here ,,but in all im not trying to be the bad
guy,,but mamma jokes are funny ****tttttttt to think about,,love to all
here and all mothers out there in the world,,but we need to crack on
with more jokes,,,,,please

Marie55's photo
Fri 03/02/07 08:30 PM
Hey, I am a momma, but what the heck, I love your jokes, go for it.

Loves2Please's photo
Fri 03/02/07 08:31 PM
see people like you dude make me sick to tell jokes,,damn,,cant take one
from you,,but damn if I cant give them,,lol,,good stuff LAZY,,lmao,,you
got me,,lol

Loves2Please's photo
Fri 03/02/07 08:33 PM
Thanks Marie,,give up the love girl,,we need all we can get,,I want this
sight to be the best one to come to ever,,lol,,and if im here with yall
telling jokes,,then hell we got this ,,,lmao

lazyj321's photo
Fri 03/02/07 08:36 PM
YOU KNOW MY MOMMA IS SOOO HEAVY THAT WHEN SHE GETS UP OFF OF THE COUCH..
THAT COUCH SAYS THANK YOU.

Marie55's photo
Fri 03/02/07 08:37 PM
I have read all your jokes you have posted and printed off many and
shared and they are great, that is why I posted that. I really do love
your jokes, and know others on here do too. Am looking forward to
reading some.

Go for it guy.

FedMan's photo
Fri 03/02/07 08:38 PM
there's already a momma thread here somewhere

creationsfire's photo
Fri 03/02/07 08:39 PM
Ok, at the risk of being totally incorrect politically. Here we go::::

Mommy Mommy, I'm tired of going in circles. Shut up or I'll nail your
other foot to the floor.

No exactly a Yo Momma joke, but still funny......Hey if we can't take
jokes, then we shouldn't be in this forum......commmmmooooonnnnn!

creationsfire's photo
Fri 03/02/07 08:41 PM
So what. We can start another. Dust off the topic and lets hear some
jokes!

Yo Momma's so old she squirts powdered milk out her tits.

Loves2Please's photo
Fri 03/02/07 08:43 PM
no I want a yo mamma community,,just for its self,,,nothing else,,I want
to see for a fact on how many mamma jokes we can get in
there,,,,lmao,,lol,,,,,Like your mamma so fat how fat is she,,she so fat
we crawed up on here back and order burgers from wendys,,I fell down her
butt crack,,they thought I was gown,but I held onto her (G)strap,,,your
mamma got a glass eye with a fish in it,,**** like that,,but you mite
have a hard time with my funny funnyz,,lmao

FedMan's photo
Fri 03/02/07 08:45 PM
a yo momma thread or community? there is a yo momma thread in the joke
section here yeah really there is

creationsfire's photo
Fri 03/02/07 08:48 PM
Well I tried........maybe later. Who cares if there is another topic of
yo momma's.laugh

FedMan's photo
Fri 03/02/07 08:48 PM
Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.

FedMan's photo
Fri 03/02/07 08:51 PM
14Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle,
they put it around her neck

Loves2Please's photo
Fri 03/02/07 08:51 PM
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs
fresh.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me
an ear infection

FedMan's photo
Fri 03/02/07 08:52 PM
creationsfire suck an egg lol

lazyj321's photo
Fri 03/02/07 08:52 PM
YO MOMMA BUTT IS SOOO BIG WHEN SHE WALKS BACKWARDS IT GOES BEEP BEEP
BEEP

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