Topic: Honey, I want a divorce
Loves2Please's photo
Fri 03/02/07 11:10 PM

A married couple is driving along the highway doing a steady fourty
miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband abruptly looks
across at her, speaking in a clear voice, and says "Darling, I know
we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, keeping her eyes on the road ahead but slowly
increases her speed to 45 mph.

The husband speaks again, saying this time: "I don't want you to try and
talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best
friend, and she's a far better lover than you."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly
and slowly increases the speed to 55.

He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he demands. Up to 60 mph. "I
want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph! "And," he says, "I'll have the
bank accounts, all the credit cards, the boat, and our dog!"

The car slowly begins veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This
makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you
want?"

At last the wife replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've
got everything I need." she says.

"Oh, really?" he inquires, "So what exactly have you got?

Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him and
says............... "The airbag."

Never underestimate the rationalization of a woman

DANE1973's photo
Sat 03/03/07 12:21 AM
laugh laugh Oh! you know my ex I see!laugh laugh

Loves2Please's photo
Sat 03/03/07 08:40 AM
No I just had a EXWIFE,,

lazyj321's photo
Sat 03/03/07 08:49 AM
LOL..SO TRUE..GOOD JOKE MAN..

Loves2Please's photo
Sat 03/03/07 02:52 PM
Thank U,,keep on thinking of the next joke to come,,lol