Its getting crapy in here

thanks keep on laughing

He should of had wings,,lol it all in the RED BULL,,lol

hehehe

lol,lol

hmmmm

holly crap to damn funny

Two guys were sitting at a bar on the 40th floor of a skyscraper and
were totally plastered.
The first guy said, ''Hey, I'll bet you a million bucks that I can jump
out of this window, fly around the building, and land right here next to
you!''
Being so totally wasted, plus hearing a completely impossible bet, the
2nd guy replied, ''YOU'RE ON!''
So the first guy jumped out of the window, flew around the building, and
came right back to the same spot. ''WOW,'' screamed the 2nd guy, ''That
was incredible. Do it again!''
So the first guy jumped out of the window, flew around the building, and
landed right next to his friend. ''That is remarkable. Do it one more
time!"

''Ok,'' said the first guy, ''But if I do it again, when I come back you
have to do it."
The second man agreed, and with that, once again, the first jumped out,
flew around, and came back. ''Your turn,'' he said.

So the 2nd guy stepped up to the window. ''This is easy. He did it, so
can I!"
The much drunk second man, took a deep breath, and heaved his body out
the window. He fell straight to the ground and died instantly upon
impact. Calmly the first man walked back to the bar and ordered another
beer.
The bartender remarked, ''You sure are mean when you're drunk,
Superman!'''

The preacher's Sunday sermon was called,"Forgive Your Enemies." He
asked all present how many were willing to forgive their enemies.

About half held up their hands.

He asked again, with more enthusiasm, "C'mon people, how many here are
strong enough to forgive their enemies?"

Now about 80 percent of the congregation held up their hands.

The he asked again, with even more intensity, "Come now folks, who here
has the goodness in their heart to forgive their enemies?"

Now everyone responded, except for one elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" asked the
preacher

"I don't have any," said Mrs. Jones.

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual," the preacher responded. "How old are
you?"

"Ninety-three," she replied.

"Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a
person cannot have an enemy in the world," said the preacher.

So the little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, stood in
front of the church and said, "It's easy, I just outlived all those
jerks!"

lets see who smells,,,lol,,lmao

lol,,ssshhiitt wish it did work for BullMass---

keep on laughing my family of friends ,,,,,,,,,,,

love yall to love me to love the jokes,that love yall back,,hold on to
much love ,,lol,,im taking one back,,well not really....

HeHeHeHe,,love to all here

Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test
results.

The lab tech says to him, "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a
mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to
the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we
are now uncertain which one is your wife's. Frankly, that's either bad
or terrible."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer's disease and
the other for AIDS. We can't tell which is your wife."

"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" asked Mr. Smith.

"Normally, yes. But you have an HMO, and they won't pay for these
expensive tests more than once."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The HMO recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town.
If she finds her way home, don't sleep with her."

A very proper man started going into the neighbourhood pharmacy every
week to buy 2 dozen boxes of condoms. Week after week he would come in
with the same order.

One day the pharmacist felt he had to say something to the man. "Wow!
You must have the stamina of a bull. Talk about getting lucky! How on
earth do you use that many condoms a week?"

The man looked at him in disgust and said, "I beg your pardon, but I
find the whole idea of sex repulsive!"

"So," the pharmacist asked, "then what do you do with all those
condoms?"

The gentleman answered, "I feed them to my poodle and now she poops in
little plastic bags."

Love To All Here Even The Mother-In-Laws,,,lol,,,,

A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law.
Halfway through their trip, the mother-in-law dies.

So the guy goes to an undertaker, who explains that they can ship the
body home, but it'll cost $5,000. Or they can bury her in the Holy Land
for only $500.

"We'll ship her home," says the son-in-law.

"Are you sure?" asks the undertaker. "That's an awfully big expense, and
I can assure you we do a very nice burial here."

"Look," says the son-in-law, "two thousand years ago they buried a guy
here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that
chance!"

Hole in one,,

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