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Vengeance is mine
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"Justice for all".
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Vengeance is mine
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"Justice for all".
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The Dog
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Cooly's " dog joke" really made my day , after a hard day in the rotten, cruel world and that is why I like this room you can blow off steam and have fun.
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The Dog
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Sick, but good. Keep those sick jokes coming.
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What do you get ?
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What do you get when you cross a muffin/with an egg?
" A egg MC Muffin" |
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Here is my own joke
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A Medical Doctor who owns a diet clinic is asking the a meeting of " the local community" " what is the worse food that you can eat, that is very dangerous to your health ? A man in back yells out" a couples wedding cake".
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Need a Raise (yep that kind)
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Does anyone make up their own jokes or just copy them from somewhere else? How about trying to make up your own jokes?
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Need a Raise (yep that kind)
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That was good one, Mr. Cooly. I give you a 8 out of a ten.
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The Law Sutie
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Male or Female buns? I take the female.
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The Law Sutie
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Correction" Suite".
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The Law Sutie
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Babara Ann ( A national brand of bread) is suing Oscar Meyer ( the famous hot dog we all like) for sticking his winner in her buns"
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Let's start a rating system
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See who can tell the best jokes and funny stories. We go from a scale of 1 ( the worse) to 10 (being the best). Let the games begin. I will be the first brave soul.
What do you call a German vergin? Goodntight". |
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The Magic *****
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Ouch, bet you the cop learned is the hard way.
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What do you call
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What do you call a German virgin? Goodntight".
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Thing kids say
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How true with kids, you never know what they are going to say.
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This is my best
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When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?" And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. |
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Redhead Wife
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Let's have some red head jokes.
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Redhead Wife
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Good one.
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The Love Dress
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Cooly, I had to repeat this one. This is the best. You get an oscar. How true.
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The Love Dress
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Has it ever occured to all of the good joke teller's on this site , that someone should publish a book of all of the great jokes. All of them are great, some bad,nasty , some good.
After a cruel day in the hard world, it is nice to come home and turn on my computer, go this site and room and laugh at these jokes. Keep em coming. All of you contributors really do a great job and make may day. 
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