A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a Walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

What's that mean?" asked the child. Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."

The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with No dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

that is aweful

Need a push ladies, Cooly's always will to help

Cooly

know how to make a dog stop humping your leg?


blow him

i'll just take your word for that

What did one female dog say to the others.....? Sit down girls her comes old cold nose" ok ok I know but my grandma told me that..lol she was 85 at the time she told me that one..

Sick, but good. Keep those sick jokes coming.

Thanks Song LOL
working on more for ya plp

Cooly's " dog joke" really made my day , after a hard day in the rotten, cruel world and that is why I like this room you can blow off steam and have fun.