A young man, just recently married, is a traveling salesman. He's often gone from home for weeks at a time, sometimes overseas. He's worried about his wifes fidelity, since he's gone so often. Since he is about to leave for close to a month and a half, he decides to go to the adult store, and see if he can find something to help keep his wifes desires down, until he can get back.

So, the man drives to an adult store, and asks the guy behind the counter what he would recommend. The guy behind the counter tells him that he's got JUST the thing, and he disappears into the back. The guy comes back out holding an ornately carved wooden box, covered in years and years of dust. The husband asks what it is, and the guy tells him that it's a magic dildo. He tells the husband that he can virtually guarantee his wifes fidelity, as long as she has this magic dildo.

The husband agrees that this is what he needs, and so he buys it. The man tells him that to use it, you simply take it out of the box, and say "Magic dildo" and then whatever you want it to do. However, there is a magic word, and only this magic word can get the dildo to stop, once it starts going. He tells the husband the magic word, and the husband goes merrily on his way home.

When he gets home, he presents the gift to his wife, and tells her that he bought her a magic dildo. She's reluctant to believe him, until he says, "Magic dildo, my wife!"

The dildo starts going to town on his wife, and pretty soon, she is breathless, and telling him that she believes him. He says the magic word, and the dildo stops.

Well, the husband leaves town, and pretty soon, the wife starts feeling lonely. She gets the magic dildo out of the box, and says, "Magic dildo, my *****!" The dildo starts going crazy, and she has orgasm after orgasm. After a time, she decides that she has had enough, and so she wants to get the magic dildo to stop. But, she forgot the word! She screams every word she can think of, but none of them get the dildo to stop.

Desperate to get it to stop, she gets in her car, and starts RACING off to find the adult store where it was bought. She's driving a hundred mph, with the magic dildo going as strong as ever.

Pretty soon, she gets pulled over by a police officer. The officer walks up to the window, and asks her why she was driving so fast. She tells him the entire story, about the magic dildo. When she's done, the police officer, with his hands on his hips, says..."Magic dildo my ass!"



-Josiah

Ouch, bet you the cop learned is the hard way.

Thats a great one !!

Got what he deserved!!